It wasn't a nice morning. Alan burst into my bedroom I was naked with April we were both partly covered.
"Fuck me, Al, you ever knock."
"Sorry yes, but we have a big problem."
I was out of bed and in my clothes at a ridiculous speed. I think I got both legs in my jeans at the same time without being sat down. Al was explaining to me as I was getting dressed that Rita had taken the Suzuki in the night and left the gate open.
I looked out of the window. There were zombies outside in the yard Brian and Gaz were out killing them and I was on my way.
Rushing at things isn't a good idea. I can't say I have ever heard anyone say and it went really well because I rushed ahead without thinking.
I wasn't fully kitted out I had hoody jeans and boots on but that was it. I grabbed my bat on my way and burst through the door like a stampeding bull. Unfortunately, I ran close to Gaz and he thought that I was a zombie. He turned quickly and stopped short of
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