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2024-10-29 19:42:56Over the last day, we kept looking for Rita. Alan and Brian more than the rest of us. I have to admit that I wasn't too bothered either way about finding Rita. I didn't want her dead but I didn't want her here. Being a lazy selfish pain in the arse wasn't good for morale. It turned out that Alan and Brian had set off early this morning. I could understand why they were putting so much effort in but the rest of us were having to pick up the slack.
Red pulled me to one side.
"Sid I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of the kittens has died. It was infected. I had to euthanize It last night. Can you help me to tell James? I have to admit that I am scared of his reaction. The rest are all healthy. He can have them back today."
" Don't worry I'm sure that he will be OK. Especially when you tell him that the others are coming back to him."
Just then Earl's phone rang. He answered and looked. Well, I don't know It was pleased then horrified. He said OK and hung
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