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Phoenix Arizona 2 years ago, Maks made a terrible mistake by trusting an "inner voice" who was actually Pandora, the mother of monsters. He unleashed monsters into the world until a war between the awakeners and the monsters started. Pandora wanted a world where the monsters could be included. But she realised that it was never meant to be. Maks with the help of his friends and allies. Banished the monsters back to the null void and peace was restored. ...But not entirely... Maks sat back brushing his black cat's ears. He was finished with college at 23 and he wanted to go to med school. In a funny turn of events, his bully's father would be funding his med school journey. He wanted to do things for himself and that didn't end well. That wasn't to say that he wasn't going to try. "Maks, to the kitchen." His stepmother Doreen Fletcher-Anderson said. She had come into her life when he was 8. She had trouble conceiving for 3 years before she had his half sister Jessica. He was so conflicted and it took him over a decade to come to love her but he couldn't blame his half sister. He took care of her even though he thought she was a burden. He went to the kitchen and his stepmom gave him a tray of sandwiches. "You haven't been eating, you've lost weight." "I lost the football tryouts, of course I'm trying to lose weight." Doreen turned to him and smiled.

Angelo Salvador is the first son of the mighty Bonucci Salvador, head of the greatest family and business empire in Europe, however, he falls out of favor with his family and gets banished after rejecting an arranged marriage with a daughter of the Lorenzo family, an agreement which was meant to strengthen the bond between the two clans who had been very close allies for generations. Angelo moves to London to begin a new life as a pauper after he had everything taken away from him as punishment for dishonoring his father's wishes, he crosses paths with Sophia, a very beautiful girl and light hearted girl whom he falls in love with. Angelo's new life hits a wall when Sophia's family berates and despise him believing he's an ordinary pauper, a war breaks out between his family and the Lorenzo's as a result of his decision and a close relative of his sets out to eliminate him and become the undisputed heir of the Salvador empire

Ever wondered why isekai protagonists always wake up comfortably in bed, complete with their predecessor's memories and a tearful sister/maid at their side? Well, our hero isn't so lucky. No convenient memory inheritance. No peaceful awakening. No helpful NPC guide. Instead, Kyle opens his eyes to find himself bound and at the mercy of a ruthless sorceress wielding a whip, demanding answers he doesn't have. Zero tutorial, straight to the boss fight. "Talk! Or else…" "Lady, I don't even know who I am!" Trapped in a medieval fantasy world where magic is heresy and the Church hunts practitioners without mercy, Kyle must navigate political intrigue, dodge religious persecution, and somehow survive the schemes of a dangerous sorceress - all while armed with nothing but his wits and a mysteriously acquired AI companion with a talent for unhelpful commentary. Welcome to a fantasy world where: Your enemies are smarter than you Your allies might kill you tomorrow The Church wants you dead And your snarky AI buddy won't stop critiquing your life choices

Jeremiah Mason, cursed with demonic power, is caught in a deadly struggle between Heaven and Hell. As the Insidious Covenant Church hunts for ancient artifacts to merge the four worlds, Jeremiah must choose between salvation and darkness. Training to master his abilities, he faces the enigmatic Micah and a world on the brink of destruction. With the fate of humanity in his hands, Jeremiah must harness his inner demons to fight—or risk becoming the very monster he's sworn to defeat. "In a battle for the world’s soul, Jeremiah is the key to its salvation or its doom.

Silence. That's all I ever wanted. But here's the thing about silence. It comes in different flavors. There's the peaceful kind, when you're alone in your room at 2 AM. Then there's the suffocating kind I got at school. High school was already a special kind of hell for me. Empty wallet, empty lunch tray, empty seat next to me in every class. The usual stuff. Emily was the only one who made it bearable - until she wasn't. *Snap.* That's how quick it happened. One moment she's my best friend, the next? She's telling people things.. embarrassing things I trusted her with. Things I'd never told anyone else. She even lied! God, I can still hear the whispers. See the smirks. Feel the stares burning into my back. I went from being invisible to being a walking target. And it's funny how being ignored starts to feel like a luxury when you're dodging spit balls and "accidentally" dropped lunch trays. But then... *something* changed. You ever get that feeling? Like there's this... I dunno, this *presence* in your head? Not like voices or anything crazy. More like... you know when you're playing a video game and suddenly unlock a new ability? Yup. It's that kind of feeling. It started small. Just little things at first. But now? *tap tap tap* My fingers drum on the desk while I write. The tapping makes little shakes in the wood. Each tap feels like a small promise. I used to think rock bottom was a place. Well ladies and gentlemen, it turns out.. that it's more like a launch pad. And yeah, maybe I don't have everything figured out yet. Maybe I'm still piecing together what this... *thing* inside me is. But I do know one thing: They're gonna wish they'd left me invisible.

Bang! The door was kicked open from the outside and three policemen came in holding guns. “What's happening?” Bruce had never been so confused in his entire life. The police ignored his question as they walked towards him, pointing the guns straight at him as one of them said “Don't try to do anything funny Mr Bruce Ortiz, do not move an inch.” “Hey I don't know what I did, what did I do?” Bruce looked around as though he could see an explanation of this written on the wall somewhere. “Mr Bruce Ortiz, you're under arrest for the theft of $750,000!” “What!” Bruce's eyes opened in shock “What the hell are y'all talking about? I've never stolen anybody's money in my life.”

After a devastating alien invasion, humanity's world has shifted—blending remnants of mystic power with alien tech. Amid the chaos, Max Kingdergale discovers he’s bonded to Momo, a Mimic Monarch capable of creating clones, creatures, and items from the essence of life. But this incredible power comes at a price. As Max uncovers the truth about his missing father, he faces a darker revelation: his own body is dying. Without finding the perfect shell to sustain him, it could spell the end for our little hero.

Devansh Magnus is a broke university student, a walking tragedy, and worst of all—the infamous "Leash Lover" of his department. He had spent his days chasing after Aranya Sen, worshiping the ground she walked on, doing anything to get her attention. But in the end, what did he get? She crushed him like an insect. Kicked him aside like a stray dog. And just when he thought life couldn’t get any worse—Ashen Graves nearly sent him to the afterlife. Now, standing in front of a vending machine with an empty stomach and emptier pockets, he dug around, hoping for a chump change. Nothing. Except for one single, 4ucking useless coin. He stared at it, cursing his pathetic existence. Then, out of nowhere—he just started laughing. The kind of laugh that wasn’t funny, that teetered between despair and insanity. "This is it? This is all my life amounts to? Hahaha... Fuck my life." And then—something insane happened. [Ding! Suitable Host Detected...] [Synchronizing Thoughts… The Host’s Personality Meets the Criteria for Fusion…] [Ding! Initiating Fusion…] [Ding! Fusion Complete.] [Counter-Love Wealth System Successfully Activated.] Devansh’s eyes widened as the information flooded his mind. '99 TRILLION' in wealth. More money than he could ever dream of. But there was a catch—he could only spend it on beauties. And if he successfully countered a love attack? He’d get back 10% of what he spent, plus extra rewards. For the first time in his miserable life, Devansh grinned. He had begged. He had suffered. He had been used and discarded. But not anymore. Now, he would bind those untouchable women and turn the game in his favor. He wasn’t chasing anymore. Now, they would come to him.