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Excerpt… “Well?” Taron sat up straight. “I honored your invitation because you promised it was going to be worth it.” “Yes,” Selena smiled. Beneath the small table, her hand was already working its way to the buckle of his belt. “I wanted to apologize in a way I knew you’d like…” Taron was already starting to lose his senses when the light flashed in his eye. He remembered his plan and he quickly batted her hand away. “What are you doing Selena?” Taron McCarthy, a broke and unemployed man is shamed and dumped by his long time girlfriend, Selena Goldbridge. Just then, Taron receives an unexpected call from an unlikely source and he discovers that he is now the heir to over twenty different billion dollar companies funded by a dying drug lord. With his new position, Taron plots his vengeance against Selena and her new boyfriend, Steve. But with the sudden appearance of the son of the drug lord and true heir to the companies, Taron McCarthy could be running out of luck Find out what happens next in this tale of vengeance, love and betrayal.

A normal boy in London who was living a normal life until he saw the horrifying scene of his foster mother. After that everything changed for the normal boy who was living a normal life. He got transmigrated into the body of a 9 year old and in a world where Mana exists. He then adapts to the world where the strong rule and the weak are trampled. His main goal being to become The Cosmos's Strongest. Join him on this journey filled with mysteries of the universe. (A/N :- The novel is a bit slow paced in the starting but after 30 chapters it becomes faster. There will be a lot of world building and some complex characters. btw the cover's not mine, if you want me to remove it email me nileclad@gmail.com. I will release 1 ch everyday but I can do mass releases if you guys support me so if you want more chapters add the book to library and also give reviews. Each chapter will be around 1100-1500 words. If there are any spelling mistakes pls comment it, I will rectify it :)

Clara and Ansel had been married for about a year, but Clara didn't treat him well at all. Instead, she showered all her love on a big shot, Kelvin, and even ended up getting pregnant with his child. Once Clara became successful, she decided to cut ties with Ansel, calling him useless and challenging him to leave her. You'd think that in a situation like this, where the wife cheats and gets pregnant with another man's child, the husband would usually be the one kicking her out, right? But nope, Clara was the one dishing out the insults and pushing for a divorce. She was fed up with Ansel being broke and felt like she was better off without him. But you know what they say, never judge a book by its cover! There's this mysterious "Almighty Ansel Luther" thing going on, and it seems like there's a lot more to the guy than we think.

Alexander Fitzgerald was considered a trash bag by his in-laws. He was be-littled, looked down upon and completely worthless to many. To cap it all, adding fuel to the fire, his most precious wife, being the most beautiful, betrayed him without any atom of remorse whatsoever, choosing her company over him and giving him the shock of his life when her mother and brother presented him with the filthy divorce papers on the day of their wedding anniversary. But just when he thought his life was over, a twist turned-He has a secret indeed! "Dad, I'll be back within this week". The response from Mr. Fitzgerald, Alexander's father, came quickly, and it was filled with genuine excitement, "I can't wait to see you, my son." He is the sole heir to a Super Rich Consortium. Now, It's Fate's Redemption and yes, It's time for some mad fun!

“ Let me introduce; This is Benedict Edward, my boyfriend and baby...” she introduced the guy before pointing at Griffin “ and this is Griffin Wright, well... I don’t know how to introduce him to you because he was always a fool and a nobody.” She explained and laughed shyly while the guy nodded his head. “ What?” Griffin exclaimed. He couldn’t believe his ears! Benedict Edward cleared his throat and sized Griffin up, secretly mocking his cheap clothes “ Oh! This is that loser guy you always tell me about, right?” He asked and Charlotte nodded. He also nodded with a smile before taking a step forward and he stretched his hands forward as if he wanted to shake hands with Griffin but he immediately withdrew the hand and cleaned it with his napkin ~ “ I can’t afford to dirty my hand by touching you, sorry. “ He said sarcastically and turned to face Charlotte. “ When did all these start? We’ve been together for 6 years and all we showed each other was love. Why this?” Griffin questioned with his eyes red and sad.

“Alessia, what’s happening here? Were you just making out with your boss?” He asked, his eyes widening in shock. “What does it looks like? Of course I was having a nice time with him. Compared to you, he’ll pay for my bills, the ones you were unable to meet up with.” She hissed. *** A young delivery agent who just lost his job, was on his way home. Though there was nothing to be glad about, he was ready to bless the heavens just for keeping Alessia; his one and only love by his side. It’s such a pity for him that he got brutalized and insulted by the same person he thought had his back. Disappointment was written all over his face as he stepped his foot out of that office. [Host Pharrell, this is the SIMPLING system, you have received ten thousand dollars, to be spent in the next two hours] Pharrell Crowley is ready to get to the top!

In a world once victorious over the Specters, a sudden disappearance thrusts humanity into chaos. As the once-celebrated leader vanishes, leaving fear in his wake, the Specters and Dark Orcs seize control. Amidst the turmoil, Keith, a downtrodden youth, discovers the Immortal Mage System, a legacy from the vanished leader. Bestowed with newfound powers, Keith becomes humanity's last hope, tasked with salvation and the daunting quest to overcome formidable adversaries and reclaim a shattered world. [Immortal Mage System is extracting Curse]. [Curse Extraction completed]. [Congratulations, you are blessed]. .

Five years ago, Leon Bartlett was hit on the head when he tried to help an old man from getting robbed and as a result, he lost his memories and turned into an idiot with the IQ of a child. To repay his kindness, the old man took him in and married his granddaughter to him. A year later, the old man dies and his family begins bullying Leon and his wife. Bullied by his brother-in-law one night while climbing up the stairs, Leon falls down the stairs and hits his head on the floor which happened to restore his memory. Right there and then, he recalled he was the founder of Kings Technology Group, the largest and wealthiest company in Wentworth! But after discovering his wife was just waiting for him to regain his memories to divorce him, he keeps it a secret from her and continues pretending to be an idiot as he waited for the perfect time to tell her. In the meantime, he'd just protect her from her vile family and trample down on those who thought it was fun to humiliate people simply because they were from a lowly background.

Coupled with his identity as the heir of one of the most prominent mortal families in the mortal world as well as one of the most powerful sects in the immortal world, Alex Johnson who had been bullied all his life and had thought he was hated by heaven shall become one of the most powerful controllers of the world overnight, and gain something no one has ever dreamed about in their lives. And like that, he that barely have enough money to eat once a day in the past shall become the richest person in the nation within the blink of an eye, and with his identity and power, he would not only take revenge for all the bullies he had received in the past, but he shall also have what it takes to go against the world and heaven, he is Alex Johnson, the heir that wasn't known. Tags #Small_Harem #Word_Domination #Light_Romance #Op_Mc #Billionaire_In_Disguise and a few more. Please, drop a review if you like the novel. Also, you can check out my other two books that are also in this platform; The God Level Son-In-Law and Myriad Returning System, thank you.

Elvis, a driven office worker who always pushed the limits of his overtime, never expected his life to come to a sudden halt. Tragically, he found himself caught in the crossfire of a criminal on the run and was struck down in the prime of his life by a stray bullet. Just when he thought it was all over, a mysterious voice echoed through his mind, offering him a second chance. And just like that, Elvis is reborn into a world of swords, sorcery, and mythical creatures beyond his wildest dreams. As a juvenile dragon without the comfort of a mother's protection, every day is a battle for survival. He must adapt quickly to this harsh new reality, constantly fending off dangerous beasts and humans who see him as a threat. But with each new challenge, Elvis grows stronger, determined to climb the ranks and become the most powerful creature in this alternate world. As he sets out on his journey, will Elvis be able to outsmart and outlast his enemies? Can he overcome the odds and claim his place at the top? Find out in this thrilling tale of magic, adventure, and unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.