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Imagine a life where no one cares to give you a proper name that you end up going by the name of your hair color. Imagine a life where you're unaware that you possess the greatest power in the universe. Imagine a life where you're hunted by a Celestial for something you know nothing about Imagine a life where you're discriminated by your fellow orphans. A life ruled by loneliness and sadness... But one day, that all changed when you met the strongest mage on Earth, Read and find out Green's adventures in a high school for social rejects as he tries to escape death from an evil fraternity backed by a powerful Celestial. But will his efforts be enough to save his life and the universe? Find out in this action packed fantasy book

Nathan Kane formerly known as Nathan O'Neal is an orphan who was picked up at his tender age by Late Richard Jones, a wealthy business man. After Richards death, Nathan was maltreated, suppressed, humiliated and made object of ridicule and mockery by Mrs Gena, Richard's wife, Luiz, His boss, The University and the whole society as a whole. His nobody identity hunted him but his love for Mabel, the only daughter of Mrs Gena kept him going until the arrival of the rich and powerful family, an old time friends of the Jones. This Family called the Queens has a son called Ethan Queen, a boy just within Nathan's age but was Mabel's childhood friend. His arrival reignited their affection and to Nathan's detriment and sad fate they became lovers. Nathan didn't deal with his emotions as he was carried away by his anger and pain as he went against the the Queens and Jones but what can a spinless shit do to the very powerful family, virtually nothing. He was killed by the Queens but his supposed misfortune turned out to be a fortune for him, his return will surely be a........

What would happen if you got a book that would tell the fate of your life until your death? Of course, we will try to change that fate. Lin Feng changed his destiny from a mortal to a god with the Book of Life and Death. But unfortunately, when Lin Feng entered the realm of the gods, an absolutely terrifying crisis occurred. “No matter how secretive the enemy's schemes and monstrous plans of the ancient gods are, I am the only one who will know the future developments! With the book of life and death, whatever choice I make right now, will affect the future!"

“Take this knife, drive it into his chest and carve out his heart. Only then would I take you back and love you like before.” He proffered his demand with his men holding down the bastard that abused him some nights ago and took his girlfriend from him. …………… On his kneels, drawing against his shallow breaths with his life on a bleary slope. The door flung open and strange men in sets trooped in coming to his aid. At the verge of becoming a past, a future bloomed that changed everything about his present. From a spineless bastard with nobody that was betrayed by his girlfriend. He aimed to claim her back for revenge, while discovering something about his past. Mystery like no ever surrounded him, and with his newfound legacy; he will navigate through his reign of supreme as he tour on difficulties like never before.

Pedro is the son-in-law of the richest family in Asia. His wife Imaleya married him only so that she could inherit the family business. In this family, Pedro is ridiculed and despised. His wife insults him at everytime and everyone laughs at him. One day the vampires appear and attack Asia. Pedro uses his talent to save humanity.

Five years ago, Leon Bartlett was hit on the head when he tried to help an old man from getting robbed and as a result, he lost his memories and turned into an idiot with the IQ of a child. To repay his kindness, the old man took him in and married his granddaughter to him. A year later, the old man dies and his family begins bullying Leon and his wife. Bullied by his brother-in-law one night while climbing up the stairs, Leon falls down the stairs and hits his head on the floor which happened to restore his memory. Right there and then, he recalled he was the founder of Kings Technology Group, the largest and wealthiest company in Wentworth! But after discovering his wife was just waiting for him to regain his memories to divorce him, he keeps it a secret from her and continues pretending to be an idiot as he waited for the perfect time to tell her. In the meantime, he'd just protect her from her vile family and trample down on those who thought it was fun to humiliate people simply because they were from a lowly background.

Jeffrey Miles had a good life up until the time his physique got activated, The Fate Broken Physique. The Physique was not a physique but a curse. Fate was always against him and those close to him suffered or died in one way or the other. His lovers dead, unborn children dead, friends dead. He tried and tried so many times to fight against Fate but how could an average human win against Fate. But what if he became a new being, a being with immense potential, would he finally be able to defeat Fate and break his curse. Witness Jeffrey's cultivation journey as he went from a normal human to a Defying Paragon. * This story is a slow paced novel by the way.* For those who want to support me, please support me on Patreon: p-a-t-r-e-o-n.com/user?u=54454179 That's the link above. Meganovel bans the word Patreon, so I have to use p-a-t-r-e-o-n. Just remove the lines in between the word p-a-t-r-e-o-n to get the right link.

"Your mother-in-law already told me that you are a useless fool but seeing you now, I have to say that she was lenient with her words." Elvis, a wealthy billionaire left his father due to a feud to live a simple life, devoid of all the hate and hectic life of being rich. Married into an average family, he held his wife's company, Sonia to gradually rise to the top. But as she rose in fame, so did her scorn for him and soon, she decided to get a divorce, breaking every bond that they had between them. Right after this encounter, Elvis is kidnapped, and tearing his eyes open, his eyes meet with that of his father. "Son, the family needs you back." His father brewed out words that he never thought he was going to hear.

“Make a wish,child,or you die!” Laquan squinted his eyes in confusion. The old man’s words and attitude clearly took him off guard. “Uh... Excuse me?” he scoffed. The old man is either a con artist or he himself is hungry and is definitely hearing things “Don't you wanna get rich son?” Quan's brows shot up at the word ‘rich’ His mind drifted to how he's been humiliated in the past and,he unconsciously fisted his fingers. “I want to be powerful.” He breathed out, one could see and hear the desperation in his eyes and voice. “It's a done deal then. I'll change your fate for you. However...”The man paused, then continue the moment he knew he's got the young lad's attention. “know that you only have twenty years to spend on Earth!” Quan’s jaw dropped. “What?! Hey! I don't wanna make a wish any–” The old man smirked. “It's too late,child. A wish cannot be reversed.”

"What do you think you're doing Harvey? How dare you walk into my room without knocking?!" Gracia angrily exclaimed as she got up from the bed while covering her half naked body with a sexy red lingerie, something she never wore in the presence of Harvey, her husband. Harvey's fist tightened, his knuckles white with tension as his teeth grounded against each other. This moment epitomized utter disrespect, and he will not tolerate it. "How could you do this Gracia?!" Harvey yelled. "Who's this young man, how dare he interrupt our moment?" The man she was making out with said,glaring disgustingly at Harvey as he got up from the bed, wearing only a boxer and wrapping his arms around Gracia's waist. *********** On the night of his wedding anniversary, Harvey was made to sleep at the stables as the affluent guests couldn't stand the thought of spending the same abode with him. Despite this, he woke up early to make breakfast for the same people who humiliated him only to find his wife making out with another man on their matrimonial bed! When he retaliated, she threw divorce papers at him and sacked his betrayed self out of her mansion. May the Lord bless the day he broke free from the Andersons. His life took a graceful turn when it was revealed to him that he’s the biological son of the most talked about mogul in the city! Now that he has not only money but power, he swears on his mother's grave to make all those who looked down on him, wipe the very dirt on his shoes with their tongues!