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"I just want to get what I deserve for the twenty years that I was presumed dead! And I hate the person who left me there! Alone!" Tom Cobb has just returned after being declared missing and dead twenty years ago. He returned despite many obstacles. It turns out that it's not just Arthur, the half-brother who left Tom alone at the age of seven during the annual school function, who wants to seize all the Fischer family's wealth. It's also Jill Reynolds, Arthur's future mother-in-law. She is the mastermind of everything. Tom does not stay silent and shows how much he is capable of after returning from the dead. Tom will show that he is the only heir who deserves everything. So, welcome to the Tom Cobb world. Hi, y'all. This is my first book in Meganovel. Don't forget to leave comments and reviews for y'r best suggestions to me. Happy reading! NB: The book cover's copyright is held by its creator, and I respect their ownership. If they prefer I not use it, I'm willing to replace it.

In the heart of Starcrest City, where power reigns supreme and darkness lurks in the shadows, a lone figure returns from the depths of the unknown. Sullivan, a mysterious and enigmatic figure with a past shrouded in tragedy, emerges as a beacon of hope in a city consumed by corruption. Once a forgotten son, Sullivan's return sends shockwaves through the city's elite, especially the infamous five great families who rule with an iron fist. But Sullivan's arrival isn't just a mere homecoming; it's the beginning of a relentless crusade for justice. With his steadfast resolve, Sullivan sets out to confront the tyranny of the five great families, starting with a daring rescue of Erica, the woman who saved him in his darkest hour. As their bond deepens amidst chaos, Sullivan unveils his true identity as the Dragon General, striking fear into the hearts of those who once believed themselves untouchable. But as alliances shift and betrayal lurks in every corner, Sullivan and Erica find themselves embroiled in a web of deceit and treachery. Unraveling the sinister secrets of the five great families, they uncover a web of corruption that stretches far beyond Starcrest City, threatening to tear apart everything they hold dear. Amidst the turmoil, Sullivan and Erica's love is tested like never before, as they face assassins, political intrigue, and personal loss. As the dust settles and a new order begins to emerge, Sullivan and Erica's journey is far from over. With the birth of their twin boys, they prepare to face a new generation of challenges, knowing that their legacy will endure long after their time. In "Rise of the Great Sullivan," courage, sacrifice, and the power of love collide in an epic tale of redemption and revolution. Are you ready to join the fight?

In a world where magic is king, being a regular human is dangerous. So dangerous that there are very few non-magical humans left, and they only survive with the protection of mages. Mages feel a mixture of pity and revulsion for these un-evolved humans, and call them Zombies, for, without magic, they are lifeless. Most zombies are resigned to their fate, happy to live and work in the shadows of the great mage cities and living simple lives. They keep to themselves to avoid the cruelty and prejudice of some mages, and count themselves lucky to be left alone. The world is filled with powerful magic, dark spirits, terrifying monsters and mages of great power. Zombies should be happy they get to live at all. This is the story of one Zombie who had enough, and, through a twist of fate, finds the means to become stronger.

When the demon finally harnessed human sins and negative emotions to harvest negative energy, it opened a spatial gate to the planets that were already ravaged by monsters and teeming with dark creatures. The beasts and monsters passed through the gate, unleashing havoc upon Earth. These monstrous creatures caused destruction on a massive scale, pushing the earth toward an apocalyptic catastrophe. In this dark time, The Creator granted certain humans the ability, marked by symbols on their right hands, to wield the power of gods and angels to combat these dark creatures. My ability was 'Overthinking,' the weakest, but with hard work, I persisted for 60 years to become the most powerful and the savior of the world. However, in my final moments, I was betrayed by a friend who was born rich and noble, who forced me to die to obtain everything I had worked so hard for. Nevertheless, before my demise, I sent my memories back to my younger years. This time, I will obtain everything: the best items, the finest women, and the most potent abilities. All will be mine!

“Wipe your tears, Young Master! A Trillion-dollar empire awaits you!” ______________________ Adrian Muller is scorned by everyone for being the bastard son of the Muller family, but everything changes when he finds out about his trillion dollar inheritance. Rising from the ashes, Adrian, the invincible heir is set to take the city of Wibston by surprise. Watch out as this underestimated underdog transforms into one of the most powerful men in the world who commands respect in the highest places. The new Adrian will stop at nothing to make everyone who scorned him, bow at his feet and plead for mercy!

Vince Hutchinson was called upon by his boss, one sunny day after he had been trustworthy at work. He received a sack letter. As if that heartache and disappointment weren't enough, Camilla, his girlfriend, was discovered sharing a kiss with the man he had mistakenly identified as her cousin. Vince promises to make them regret everything they've put him through! That is how the system was introduced. [Host Located, System Activated] [Would you like to be the Host of this Rich System?]

After being electrified, Roug crossed through a strange world. But instead of coming there in his own body, someone forced his soul into a monster's body, and his soul got inserted into a goblin's body, not to mention it's just a malnourished kid. Now being a goblin, he must survive in this strange world full of magic and fantasy. But even after that, he wants to return to his original world. But his system, it's pretty nasty, always making things difficult for him and forcing him to live in this alternate world despite Jiro's numerous rejections. Will the system succeed in making Jiro stay in her world? Or Jiro would still find his way back into the real world? [ Congratulations: The soul insertion has been completed, and the host has found a new body ] The system notified. " Insertion? What does that mean? I need my real body, I want to go back to my world ". [ I am sorry host, but you can't return. I hope you won't make things difficult for me, I am also a poor soul ] (Attention: The cover image is not mine, it belongs to its rightful owner)

Everywhere he went, Eric Manuel was maltreated and seen as a good for nothing by the society. No one wanted to be seen around him. To them, he was lazy, a wretch and a thief. His situation takes a turn, when he is approached by some powerful individuals. “Finally, we’ve found you young master.” The young man clad in a black Italian suit, said as he inclined his head. “Please come with us.”

Rex Louie was considered the most unluckiest student in Rainbow Core College. Not matching the grace of other students, taunting and humiliation are part of his daily life. Heartbroken by his beloved girlfriend and rejected by everyone else, Rex Louie vow he will eventually makes everyone kneel and beg before him. Not long he gets his heart desire when he obtain a Money lavishing system which says only to his hearing. " You are the sky, the peak, the lifeline of masses, the master of the universe... An OCTILLIONAIRE "

Tristan considers himself useless, from his career to his love all ruined because he was born with no conspicuous abilities and does not come from rich people. Until a system appeared before him, he would gain many abilities and make him a rich man. "With this I will have fun. I can do anything and become anything. I have a Career System Simulator that you don't have."