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Poor Dalton Hester, a man at the age of 39, ended his own life when everything around him went to hell. Losing his wife in an accident which he believed wasn’t one as it was planned by another to have it happen. The person he knew to believe to be the one to have his life killed was a criminal Dalton had put away thanks to the job of being a lawyer. That chain of events leads the poor man on top of a tall building holding a bottle almost empty of liquor. He takes a single sip from the bottle last time and then lets his own body fall forward flying towards everyone else. Dalton didn’t hold much faith in places called heaven or hell, but he had somewhat of a feeling that what a person like him did wasn’t going to be up, instead of more likely down. When darkness finally came Dalton awaited to open his eyes again to witness the flames of hell, but something different happened where he was still alive or to say reborn into a new body that wasn’t human and a new world that was like a fantasy book, movie or game. So looking at this as another chance at life Dalton decided to take it to the fullest to enjoy all the things that were different from his old world even when it was good or bad.

Alexander Curry, born and raised to be the ideal servant for the Dove family, faces punishment when he defies his master's orders. Forced to donate his eyes for his master's daughter's transplant, as atonement for his disobedience, he vows revenge. [CONGRATULATIONS, MR. ALEXANDER CURRY. THE GODS OF VENGEANCE AND POSSESSIONS HAVE HEARD YOUR CRIES OF DESPAIR AND HAVE GRANTED YOU THE POSSESSION SYSTEM. RICHES, TALENTS, SKILLS, KNOWLEDGE, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN EVER DREAM OF ARE YOURS FOR THE TAKING.] Empowered by a mysterious system, Alexander sets out to take vengeance by seizing wealth, talent, and everything else from those who wronged him.

Silas is disowned by his father because of a misunderstanding. He relocates to another state alongside his wife and son. One day, he receives a call from a strange number. The caller is a doctor and he tells him that his only son fell down from the rooftop and has been rushed to the hospital. When Silas gets to the hospital, the doctor tells him that he will pay five hundred thousand dollars for his son to be treated. He is an ordinary cleaner in an insurance company, so how will he get such huge amount of money? He runs Helter sketer, yet he can't provide a penny. As soon as Silas loses his only son, he receives a call from his rich father. His father wants him to come back home. Will he go back home? How will he revenge the death of his only son?

What if I told you that they were right? That Bigfoot, The Abominable Snowman, The Loch Ness monster and yes, even The Boogey man were actually real? What if I told you your parents were right when they told you that there are monsters and demons that lurked in the shadows at night? I have seen those monsters, through visions of prophecy and none have baffled me more than The Marauder and The Supremes. Beings even Science could not explain, creatures that held godlike power for so long and walked among us as both oppressors and at times, as saviors. This is one such prophecy I had that I had to put on paper. Call it a story if you wish (it would actually make me feel less crazy). But this is the story of Brendan Payne; the sixteen year old high school boy who went from a regular teenager to finding out that he was not human but instead was born into a race of beings that were believed to be the final and perfect stage of evolution. And by finding out his destiny, Brendan is torn between fighting for the humans who resented him and joining forces with the callous yet beautiful witch, Finch, who claims to have his best interests at heart. This...is The Legend Of Marauder

The body of a man has been found frozen in ice and is been examined by special scientists... Rona Monroe takes the lead in finding out what caused the chemical frost just to find out that he has been mated to the frozen alpha written in tales.

“Wipe your tears, Young Master! A Trillion-dollar empire awaits you!” Adrian Muller is scorned by everyone for being the bastard son of the Muller family, but everything changes when he inherits a trillion dollar empire. Rising from the ashes, Adrian is set to take the city of Wibston by storm. Watch out as this underestimated underdog transforms into one of the most powerful men in the world who commands respect in the highest places. This new Adrian will stop at nothing to make everyone who scorned him, bow at his feet and beg for mercy!

In the heart of Starcrest City, where power reigns supreme and darkness lurks in the shadows, a lone figure returns from the depths of the unknown. Sullivan, a mysterious and enigmatic figure with a past shrouded in tragedy, emerges as a beacon of hope in a city consumed by corruption. Once a forgotten son, Sullivan's return sends shockwaves through the city's elite, especially the infamous five great families who rule with an iron fist. But Sullivan's arrival isn't just a mere homecoming; it's the beginning of a relentless crusade for justice. With his steadfast resolve, Sullivan sets out to confront the tyranny of the five great families, starting with a daring rescue of Erica, the woman who saved him in his darkest hour. As their bond deepens amidst chaos, Sullivan unveils his true identity as the Dragon General, striking fear into the hearts of those who once believed themselves untouchable. But as alliances shift and betrayal lurks in every corner, Sullivan and Erica find themselves embroiled in a web of deceit and treachery. Unraveling the sinister secrets of the five great families, they uncover a web of corruption that stretches far beyond Starcrest City, threatening to tear apart everything they hold dear. Amidst the turmoil, Sullivan and Erica's love is tested like never before, as they face assassins, political intrigue, and personal loss. As the dust settles and a new order begins to emerge, Sullivan and Erica's journey is far from over. With the birth of their twin boys, they prepare to face a new generation of challenges, knowing that their legacy will endure long after their time. In "Rise of the Great Sullivan," courage, sacrifice, and the power of love collide in an epic tale of redemption and revolution. Are you ready to join the fight?

Vince Hutchinson was called upon by his boss, one sunny day after he had been trustworthy at work. He received a sack letter. As if that heartache and disappointment weren't enough, Camilla, his girlfriend, was discovered sharing a kiss with the man he had mistakenly identified as her cousin. Vince promises to make them regret everything they've put him through! That is how the system was introduced. [Host Located, System Activated] [Would you like to be the Host of this Rich System?]

What happens when Daxon Winter finds out his wife only married him due to a bet? In a world full of conglomerate riches and wealth, Daxon Winter is an orphan who lives like a measly peasant. He is nothing but a foot stool who has been stepped on repeatedly by the wealthy. Fortunately, he is opportune to marry Veronica Pierce, the daughter of a wealthy family but his life didn’t change for the good. He is turned into a joke, a laughing stock and a prey. All of a sudden, at a point where he cannot take it anymore, Daxon receives a great revelation about his identity and his true background. What happens when Daxon realizes he isn’t an orphan but a young master of a billion dollar family who can have the world in his hands? So, who would he take revenge on first?

Vernon is a person who likes playing games, so great at playing games he is even dubbed as The God of Invoker. But one day, a strange incident made him reborn into another world. A world where wizards, warriors and other jobs are everywhere, a fantasy world. In the new world, Vernon was blessed to have great power and was predicted to be the strongest. But the blessings he has make him a target for assassination. With the help of the system, will Vernon survive the assassination target? Can Vernon become The God of Invoker System? *** [Ding!] [System activated!] "It's about time!"