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To repay his wife, Freya Mitchell, for saving his life, Anthony Jones took the blame on behalf of the Mitchell family and served three years in prison. By a stroke of divine providence, Anthony crossed paths with a mysterious old man during his time behind bars... On the day of his release, his former wife handed him divorce papers—her only goal was to secure a partnership with Horizon Group. Little did she know, the man standing before her was none other than the owner of Horizon Group himself...

Ghosts.. Demons.. Monsters.. are they real? You might've heard about them from movies and tv shows. Hell! you might've sensed them under the covers of your sheets. Scared, you might've reported this to your parents as a child who only dismisses this as a childish tantrum and told you that it was going to be alright. Told you to not be afraid.. However should you? Hell no! You should be afraid! because these monsters are not just a figment of your imagination.. they are real! Believe me, I know this because I hunt them down myself! I am Jason Chris.. A Mystique Hunter! . . I retain copyrights to the book cover

The last two thousand years have been a time of conflict for Warkinlesian, the people of Warkinles. A time of change. But beyond their infighting, and the world healing from the damage he caused, they found ample reason to fear. The Old Ones, their predecessors from time immemorial, were stirring from their slumber. The Pagans sought to move against them, seeking to undermine our power. Yet something else stirred beneath it all. Their oldest, greatest fear will soon come true. Sarum, the Lord of Calamity, God of Destruction is coming. Warkinles is in danger, they need a saviour.

"Gutter Boy", his friends would call him. Michael Guterson struggled with pain, humiliation, and bullying by his friends and course mates as a scholarship student at the renowned Coles University. Worst of, Diane, the woman he thought was his denied and insulted him publicly before cameras on her big day. All was happening because of one thing. He was poor, had nothing, and had no one. Not until Michael Guterson discovered he was not alone and had a family. Mama G was old and tired. Guterson's Empire MUST be HIS.

In the heart of an Old World that has been filled to the brim with unimaginable horrors, one of humanity's final forces has founded itself. Yet, the glory days are long gone. With only the guidance of those who have come before them, the Purebloods- as they have chosen to call themselves- seek only the destruction of the creatures that have wreaked havoc on their world. It is in these times of unending disease and battle, that the hardest of choices must be made. The fate of this parallel realm rests in the palms of those from beyond its walls. Those, with nowhere else to call home.

They laughed when you couldn’t pay your rent, they sneered when you were fired and called you garbage in front of everyone. They clapped when your ex humiliated you at your lowest, but in your darkest hour, a convoy of black cars stops in front of you. A man in a bespoke suit steps out. “Mr. Elba,” he says with a bow. “Your presence is requested. You are now the sole heir of the Elba Consortium. Effective immediately.” Private jets. Superyachts. Global influence. Power like you never imagined. But wealth doesn’t erase the past, it magnifies it, enemies emerge from shadows. Friends turn to snakes. And the world that once mocked you? It's ready to kneel or destroy you. This is your world now. But how long can you hold it?

In a world ruled by gods, witches, and curses, the women of House Liroid carry both power and tragedy in their blood. Born of pain and bound to darkness, their lineage is destined to change the fate of kingdoms. From Eyela, a betrayed maiden who becomes the dreaded tree-goddess Evilside, to Heartless and Dark Side, daughters who inherit both gifts and curses, the story of the Liriods is one of love, vengeance, sacrifice, and forbidden passion. But when the old gods return to challenge their rise, and when love collides with prophecy, the question remains: can they rewrite a destiny written in grief, or will they forever be prisoners of their cursed bloodline?

"You need to get a lady pregnant!!" Aurelio Dad's loud voice rang in his head and he slowly put down the magazine he had used to cover his face giving his dad a questioning look. "A responsible one!!" *** Aurelio Bertram, a 24 years old handsome billionaire, Grandson of a mob boss and the son of a highly recognized business man in the City, and for Aurelio..he is the combination of both but was temporarily nothing. His family happened to be one of the most feared and respected family in the city. Just when he had thought of taking his revenge on one of his childhood rival and an enemy to his family, and to go for one of a huge party event, his dad and Grandpa weren't ready to allow him but since he was of age to take over their family business, he put a condition that Aurelio must get a Lady that'd get him a child to be a heir to him but it didn't go as expected. Aurelio Bertram is known as a Man whore in his family and he thought it'd be easy to fulfill his task but no, this time no single Lady got pregnant after weeks until he met, Erica James, A middle class hotel waitress, she's simple, has a very good body shape that'd make men drool over her. Her parents left her since highschool since she didn't further her educations for her own reasons, they believed nothing good would come out of her. But then after one night Aurelio spent with her, she got pregnant and thought of running away with the baby out of shame but how would she run away with the All powerful Aurelio Bertram's Child...?? A child that would be his heir?!...

A massacre occurred in a demon castle with took the life of the "demon king"...and his family ...and miraculously the son of the demon king "LEO MOONLIGHT' survived the massacre. "You damn demigod I gonna kill you " "I'm gonna s slaughter every one of you " "I'm gonna erase your existence from this world." "And you too###### I'm gonna kill you to just you bastard wait for me...I'm coming for you." This is the story of the demon prince LEO MOONLIGHT who wants to take revenge for his beloved once

have you ever fantasized about having a system? what would you do if you have one? would you use it for yourself alone or would use it to make the world a better place the story is about a boy who was bullied in his school for being weak, his story changed after he luckily got a system do you want to know what he did with his system? Read the book to find out for yourself