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Izzie Brown held a young boy's hand and dragged him excitedly, calling out for her father, "Dad..., I want you to meet someone," A middle-aged man with a dark blue stunning suit turned to them, "Who is this, Izz?" She was so excited and came near to him, "Dad, that's Steven Tyler, I told you, he is my love" That man with the suit looked at Steven, rolling his eyes from the bottom to the top of his hair. "Izz... I thought you were just kidding, never did I expect that you would come with a trash like him", Izzie interrupted him, " Dad, that's harsh....how could you...?" "Then what else do you expect me to call him?" "But..!!" "Shut up and get him out Izzie, don't dare date him again," "Dad, listen to me, he is a military man, Dad please, I love him..." Izzy's father glared at the young man while his jaw clenched. He called his men and asked them to throw Steven out, and held Izzie back. Steven was humiliated by her father, just because he was a poor soldier, but the fact was something more..... He promised himself that he will make them pay for their deed and for sure he will, a soldier never stops.... not in a battle, not in life... He became the one at the top.. then counted their days to make them pay. Read Steven's life from leap to top....in this book. Thank you for reading. Happy reading. Please leave a review to let me know about my work.

The body of a man has been found frozen in ice and is been examined by special scientists... Rona Monroe takes the lead in finding out what caused the chemical frost just to find out that he has been mated to the frozen alpha written in tales.

There was Xerxes II, a God-king, 7"2 tall, melanin skinned, with an aura and composure of a god. Who believes he could subdue the whole world with his one million army and make every king cower like a cornered animal before him. Including the great king of Agranah, Wealene. There was Wealene, who had the Western world under his whip, and loyalties of several notable allies whom he disposes off like you do garbage. But he often defies the gods and would stop at nothing in pleasing his only daughter, Malisa who was in love with a common Ostler, Kie. There was Kie, an indifferent and proud Ostler whose only reason of living was his sick mother. He hates the gods and ridicules all their works. But his solitary life was plunged into frenzy when the high-bid princess of his land fell in love with him, but he fell for her personal maid, Samantha. And the gods? They have a game, Mahjong, and would force Xerxes, Wealene and Kie to be their opponents. Their intentions were not far-fetched, make a son of Kie, the littlest of the three, with whom they would destroy the three men; Amyclodicle, the young Warlock. But Amyclodicle would not stop at annihilating the three, he would be a terror to the gods too. For he falls in love with A sex slave passed for sport amongst the gods, who lives on earth in disguise of an Alan; their message bearer. A tale of War, Love and Games (fate)!!!

Adam was a son-in-law of the Jones family. Not only was he humiliated, but he was practically turned into a slave of the family. Due to the love he had for his wife, he was enduring all the humiliations until he caught his wife cheating on him, on their two years wedding anniversary night. He was shattered and heartbroken. Clara didn't feel remorseful but served him a divorce letter and wouldn't stop bragging about how wealthy her new boyfriend was. Not only that, Clara's new boyfriend, Felix, also slapped Adam and offered him money, if he would lick his feet and beg for forgiveness, not knowing Adam was a Prince, who hid his identity just to find a true love. Watch how he takes revenge on his wife's family and those that humiliated him in the past. “Forgive us, Your Highness” They apologized, but it was already late.

“You cheated on me Olivia and you, don't you know she is my girlfriend?” "Let's see if she'll claim you just as you're claiming her." This is the biography of Robert Edward, a poor student of Campbell University who juggles different jobs and faces societal disrespect just to pay his fees and give his girlfriend the life she desires. But guess what? The girl betrayed him and left for a richer guy! However, Robert stormed the live stream and, like any other boyfriend, confronted them, only to get beaten up nearly to death. Robert wasn't sure if he was going to survive, but in that dire moment, he did something hilarious. He picked up his phone and dialed 112. He said, "There's an emergency at Campbell Campus Room 050." That was the most hilarious call ever, but little did he know it would lead to a grand moment!

Leon’s life was miserable. He finds out he has lung cancer, was fired from his work, and was cheated by his wife. He was nowhere to go, even his savings were gone. He was beaten by the gangsters, his eyes were closed, near to death. However, he was saved, and woke up at the hospital only to find out he was already cancer free. It was like a miracle being perfectly fine and healthy in just a blink of an eye! “Finally, I found you, my young master.” A mysterious old man appeared out of nowhere. How can he live his new life?

Van Everest fell a victim to a horrible implication, and it led him to receive a sentence of five whole years in the state prison. He counted the days till he would be reunited with his wife again. However, when the day finally arrived, Van was met with a divorce letter. Unknown to him, an encounter with a beautiful stranger years ago left her with a baby, and she had a beautiful daughter in secret. Now, after five years of being imprisoned, Van was faced with the most difficult task ever, becoming a father. All characters, location and events that takes place in the story are completely fictional.

In the heart of New York City, "Rags to Riches: The Untold Saga of the Trillionare" follows Ethan Anderson's journey from poverty to unimaginable wealth. Battling childhood adversity, betrayal and Ill treatment, he rises to prominence, but shadows from his past threaten his empire and the life he now found himself in. Amid high society's glitz, secrets unravel, forcing Ethan to confront his demons. This riveting tale of ambition, betrayal, love and redemption captivates with its spellbinding narrative, leaving readers gripped until the final page turns.

This is part of a Modern-day fantasy based on The Legend of Master Scrolls created by 7 powerful masters from around the Universe. Two young adults Phil and Kel set out their journey into the discovery of the Master Scrolls which will reveal to them the mystic powers to fight the Dark Forces. The 7 Ascended Masters guide them into various portals which allow Phil and Kel to understand the powers that will help them become strong in their fight to dominate the Zodiac Star event which is going to occur after nearly 5000 years. They must go through the most gruesome lands with portals to the other world and use their powers to bring all the 7 Master scrolls together to fulfill the Prophecy of the Zodiac Start event. The evil is equally strong and powerful and has the ability to go into any portals that are left unprotected. The evil has monsters ghouls and spirits that force anyone to surrender to them in no time. Will Phil and Kel be able to beat these forces of evil? Will they be able to get the Master Scrolls from the 7 world kingdoms? Will they fulfill the Zodiac Star event prophecy? Read this 10 part series as the adventure unfolds.

Maximus Akkris Gayle was a poor student, abandoned by his father's family. His girlfriend betrayed him, making him lose his temper and almost caused his own death. Not just that, his girlfriend left him for his step brother, Daniel Akkris Gayle. Maximus angrily attacked the Kera kingdom heir, making Daniel unleash his ability on him. Knocked out cold, he was presumed dead by his brother and his girlfriend showed no remorse towards what had befallen him. However, that was to be the end of his misfortunes because he awakened a system, The Ozilla Gold System which supplied him with money, and plethora of abilities endlessly. In exchange, Maximus will perform missions to earn system coins, which can then be used to acquire more wealth from the system. He can finally take revenge on those who trampled on him, dominating the world while helping the needy. **** But the endless supply of money didn't come free. The life-threatening missions which the system sends him on were objects of eternal nightmares to the hero, who suddenly found out that the fate of the entire world rests on his shoulders. Join Maximus Akkris Gayle in his thrilling but frightening adventures and face-slapping missions, having a wonderful time is definitely assured. THE OZILLA GOLD SYSTEM...