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"We are entering a different world, a world where our marriage no longer fits. How do you want people to see me, having an Ex-Convict by my side? Oh no! Just take this check and get the fuck out of my sight. Your presence irritates me," Niçholas Loughty served jail time for his wife, where he encountered a mysterious old man. The man, recognizing Niçholas potential, imparted medical knowledge and martial arts skills, and appointed him as his sole heir. After three years, Niçholas now inheriting the world's largest company, sought to return to his wife, but was met with divorce papers instead. His wife, now a renowned CEO, feared that Niçholas reputation would tarnish her own success.

The earth is suddenly invaded by aliens who call themselves the Daegi causing humanity to fight and prevent their extinction, when peace treaty is signed between the two forces, humanity realizes that there could be another upcoming war and the race to surpass their limits begin. --------- Roshan, our young MC faces bullying and disgrace due to his lack of abilities and strength, but one day, he stumbles upon into a ditch and finds a book which granted him access to an unimaginable power and unparalleled strength, pushing him into a universe of strange possibilities. With each passing day, he undergoes profound transformation evolving him into a being of pure power, a weapon of mass destruction above the limits of humanity. However, as Roshan’s abilities begin to grow, so does the danger that surround him. Roshan realizes soon that the Daegis were merely pawns in much dangerous scheme, now as the strongest human on the planet, Roshan must stop the extinction of his race. As Roshan begins to fully understand and discover the secrets of the system’s creation, he also begins to uncover the hidden truths of his own identity. Would he be able to cling on to his humanity, harness his powers, build up organizations, forge alliances, and still protect those he loves or will the prospect of becoming a god lead him to a dark path of no return? [HOST : ROSHAN TALON] [QUEST RECEIVED] [QUEST: RETRIEVE THE GEM OF A KING TIER] [QUEST REWARD: NEW ABILITY]

What would you do if one day, monsters appeared in your world? Will you fight to save someone? Perhaps you will fight for your life? Tejasv, a common man, faced a similar situation when monsters appeared in his home. They killed his mother, the only person in his family. Out of rage, he kills the monsters brutally. Suddenly, a voice enters his ears: Beep! Beep! ==== [Congratulations! You are qualified to live in this new world.] [You have gained territory. Fight others and build your territory stronger.] == == A system screen appears and gives skills to all humans. It encourages people to fight and invade. Now the world is being invaded by monsters and other races. Humans are forced to fight and defend their territories as lords or as subordinates of someone strong. Now, what would Tejasv do to survive? Maybe he will find a strong lord or gather strong subordinates. Will he become prey, hunter, or conqueror? Note: the cover art is not my creation, its credit belongs to its respective creator.

Being betrayed and humiliated by his girlfriend right in front of hundreds of students, Norman had to accept the fact of being the most embarrassing man at Dorhaven University. They laughed at him, insulted him, and looked down on him. And, as Norman fell into indescribable rage and despair, a blue hologram that gave great hope emerged from his vision. [Congratulations, Host. You are currently connected to the Destiny Changer System! Your terrible fate will soon turn wonderful!] Can Norman really change his destiny with this? Will Norman be able to take revenge for all the insults they have given him? I own the copyright to the cover.

"As the last surviving heir of the richest and most powerful family, I ask you to come back and claim your rightful place." "You want me to reclaim the family's fortune, now?" He asked, his pale blue eyes staring brightly at his butler. "Sire, this household has been waiting for you for years now. It is time." ✩★✩ Lucas Williams resumes his family fortune because he wants to protect his family.

After returning from a devastating battle, Kaiden learned the bitter truth. The wife he missed so much was a traitor and not the one who saved him. He will save the real savior, then give her an extraordinary life.

William was your typical weak, poor son-in-law in a world where money and magic went hand in hand. His daily life was filled with humiliation, sadness and pain. Until, one day, after an unfortunate event, Help appeared in the form of.... [[ WEALTH SYSTEM ONLINE ]] [[ Unlimited Money has been added to your account ]] DING!! [[ You spent 100 million dollar ]] [[ +10 Wealth Point ]] [[ Strength has increased ]] [[ Magic has increased ]]

The battle between two god-like beings of imperial stature wreaked havoc across the universe. No one could stop this deadly clash. Unwillingly, the Emperor of the Gods sacrificed himself to destroy the immortal creatures so that the universe would be calm again. Surprisingly, it turns out that the god emperor was not destroyed, his soul rose again in the body of a weak young man who had died in a different universe. The god emperor was forced to undergo the process as a human to cultivate himself to the highest realm of the gods. However, the universe he lives now was not one of tranquility but rather dominated by the strongest demons. Will the god emperor, now in the body of a weak human, succeed in reclaiming his position as the Supreme God as the demons begin to dominate the universe he lives in? #Adventure with My Superpower

Kenric Osberd originally just wanted to be an ordinary young master, enjoying a comfortable and safe life without any desire to participate in the struggle for power because his secret work had made him satisfied. However, an unfortunate incident changed his mindset.   People who had been ignoring him suddenly attacked and tried to destroy him in various ways. He who initially lived by being an insignificant person now turns his life into a man who will be feared by everyone.   Revenge on the people who humiliated him? No, it wasn't.   Isn't death a luxury for the wicked? So rather, he wanted to teach them a lesson that would not be forgotten even in their sleep.

Follow the life of Sakamo Ryu on Earth, where he is Sakamo Ryu, a fifteen-year-old boy with ascendency of English-Japanese.  His other life is as Alex Brim, a Hero for Hire on the Magical World Azurath to where he can travel by using a magical pendant.  His help is needed from time to time, because of the Magical Voids that appear in the sky from where Monsters fall, making the lives of the different species that lives there, a very hard one.  … Alex shouted to the Orc, surprising everyone, “Eat him already! He is in my way, I want your head and the pretty Magical Orb you have inside you! You are not dead already because that dumbass is still there, but as soon as you kill him, you are all mine!” The Orc let his hostage go that fell on the ground with a muffled bump. The Orc raised his mace to the sky and screamed, giving the signal for the Goblins to attack. At the same time, Alex whispered, “Give me a little of your strength, Shinatobe.” A small dot of light near his right ear answered in a low voice, “As you say, Master.” ...