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"As the last surviving heir of the richest and most powerful family, I ask you to come back and claim your rightful place." "You want me to reclaim the family's fortune, now?" He asked, his pale blue eyes staring brightly at his butler. "Sire, this household has been waiting for you for years now. It is time." ✩★✩ Lucas Williams resumes his family fortune because he wants to protect his family.

Brian Patrick, a humble delivery boy, was falsely accused of siphoning $15 billion dollars by his ruthless boss, Morgan Harris, sent to jail for fifteen years and finally released as a poverty-stricken, boy. He re-united with his family only to be informed he had been an adopted son and a bastard all the while. Family despised him to the path he threaded; friends tagged him a total loser, a failure, a poverty-stricken nobody and a nuisance that shouldn’t be associated with. Those he worked for refused him his paycheck for the sake of his history as an ex convict and his ragged looks and he ended up scavenging dustbins for survival. Because of his poverty, his father-in-law, Fanny Luis, the richest tycoon in Rio Hondo, divorced him and betrothed his wife, Melissa in an arranged marriage, with the son of a billionaire, despite saving her with his kidney, when she was down with a kidney failure. “I promise you some day, you and your family will bow before me and hail me the world richest man,” he had told his wife when she divorced him… Later, about taking his life, he was called “Boss” by tycoons, big wigs and billionaires, who knew his true identity. Soon his true identity was revealed to him; the true heir to the Saint Don Group, the richest oil and gas conglomerate in the world. Everyone that saw him bowed at his feet, his wealth and charming looks pulled the most beautiful girls and his net worth commanded more than thirty trillion dollars. He became god of wealth. If only his haters had known he was the world richest man, perhaps they wouldn’t have underrated him. But now he would be taking his revenge on those that treated him like a piece of rag.

“Shut up, you moronic criminal!” His mother-in-law screamed. “How could you disgrace my family by stealing a common wallet? I want you to understand that this is the last time you will ever step your thieving foot in my house. Your marriage to my daughter is over! Onwards, you no longer belong to this family…” Abandoned by his birth parents at the age of five, forced to take care of his sick brother all alone and later kicked out by his in-laws for a crime he did not commit, Alexander Easton has gotten his fair share of abuse, insults and humiliation. His life takes a dramatic turn when members of “The Conglomerate of Billionaires” approach him with news that he’s their long lost Chief Master. Months later, Alex returns to exact a fiery revenge on all who ever dared to ridicule him. Starting with his in-laws and former boss, no one will escape his wrath…

-[You have Obtained the Vampire Progenitor System] -[Begin your journey as the son of the moon and the embodiment of darkness] . . The world has changed. Super humans known as Magis walk the earth, wielding an esoteric force known as beta. Aiden is always ridiculed by his peers due to his inability to wield beta force. However, through a twist of incidents, he awakens something even better than beta force; The Vampire Progenitor System! . . I retain Copyright to the book cover

🏆 ["Sliver Medal" in System Category of "Meganovel Annual Writing Contest 2022"] 🏆 ‘Perhaps being stuck in a game isn’t so bad!’, Kyle thought moments before he was mistaken for a hidden boss by a rather dim, but quite powerful knight. That was the moment he learned what immediate regret meant. Kyle was an ordinary student at an insignificant university. Being the pinnacle of ‘average’, his life was as mundane as it could get, that is, until he found himself unable to log out of the full dive game that had recently released. Life in a game wasn’t too bad, that is if one’s not hunted day and night by the players, who mistook him for a special hidden boss with near human level A.I. And no amount of trying to convince them that he was, in fact, human helped. He survived a while until a knight kicked him though a boss door in a dungeon. Usually, facing a lich at such a low level would be a death sentence. By all means, it should have been. But lady luck smiled on him for once in his absolutely mundane life, and he found himself in the possession of said lich. About as confused as he can get, Kyle’s new life took a rather awkward and bizarre turn. And as such, his life of adventure fille with colourful and quirky characters, ferocious monsters and downright terrifying encounters began!

Have you ever experienced the crushing weight of humiliation so heavy that it makes you contemplate taking your own life? If you haven't, count yourself lucky, because it's not a feeling anyone would want to experience, let alone brag about. Meet Kelvin, a college student whose financial struggles are no secret. Despite feeling like the world is against him, he finds solace in his girlfriend Vanessa, or at least he did until her birthday party. When he arrived with nothing to offer but his love, she not only broke up with him but also subjected him to public ridicule. The pain of such a betrayal and public humiliation can leave a lasting impact on one's mental health and self-worth. He had grown accustomed to enduring the constant harassment from her and others, but today it reached a new level of cruelty. As he ran home, tears streaming down his face, he was so consumed by his emotions that he didn't see the curb ahead. He tripped and fell, hitting his head hard on the pavement. When he finally regained consciousness, he heard a faint voice calling out to him. ** ** ** "Host detected!!! Beauties picking system activated in 1%..." a computerized voice said out of the blues. "Who's there?" Kevin asked. "10%...89%...100%... system uploaded." It continued. It took a moment and he realized it was coming from his head. Kevin was scared that he was going mad. "Who are you? What are you?" he demanded, holding his head in his hands but then suddenly it spoke again. "Now find a beauty and make her fall in love with you in 72 hours," it said.

DO YOU WANT POWER? ((YES)) ((NO)) You only have 20 seconds to answer. If you don't answer, your selection automatically will be ((yes)).

Follow the life of Sakamo Ryu on Earth, where he is Sakamo Ryu, a fifteen-year-old boy with ascendency of English-Japanese.  His other life is as Alex Brim, a Hero for Hire on the Magical World Azurath to where he can travel by using a magical pendant.  His help is needed from time to time, because of the Magical Voids that appear in the sky from where Monsters fall, making the lives of the different species that lives there, a very hard one.  … Alex shouted to the Orc, surprising everyone, “Eat him already! He is in my way, I want your head and the pretty Magical Orb you have inside you! You are not dead already because that dumbass is still there, but as soon as you kill him, you are all mine!” The Orc let his hostage go that fell on the ground with a muffled bump. The Orc raised his mace to the sky and screamed, giving the signal for the Goblins to attack. At the same time, Alex whispered, “Give me a little of your strength, Shinatobe.” A small dot of light near his right ear answered in a low voice, “As you say, Master.” ...

What would you do if your soul transmigrated to another with a system? And you have a hot neighbour and also her daughter and they want to become your lover. Will you ignore them or will make love with them. Read as Jhon makes love with his hot neighbour and her daughter along the way becoming the strongest man.

What would you do if one day, monsters appeared in your world? Will you fight to save someone? Perhaps you will fight for your life? Tejasv, a common man, faced a similar situation when monsters appeared in his home. They killed his mother, the only person in his family. Out of rage, he kills the monsters brutally. Suddenly, a voice enters his ears: Beep! Beep! ==== [Congratulations! You are qualified to live in this new world.] [You have gained territory. Fight others and build your territory stronger.] == == A system screen appears and gives skills to all humans. It encourages people to fight and invade. Now the world is being invaded by monsters and other races. Humans are forced to fight and defend their territories as lords or as subordinates of someone strong. Now, what would Tejasv do to survive? Maybe he will find a strong lord or gather strong subordinates. Will he become prey, hunter, or conqueror? Note: the cover art is not my creation, its credit belongs to its respective creator.