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"How dare you to raise your voice? You are nothing but a leftover food person," Cole spat the wine on his face violently. Stella relished the taunts of her husband. Aside from that, to make it more enjoyable for her. She add the fuel in it, and asked everyone attention in the party. She asked the audience with a mocking chuckle, "My darling husband, has told me to behave like a wife. Do you all think I should follow my poor husband?" The audience laughed with her, underestimated him. The insults was unbearable for him. But the concealed truth was more essential to him than continual humiliation. Aiden was pushed out of the house to beg and eat meals from trash by his parents at age 10. He was taken to the jail to murder his uncle. Fortunately, he was adopted by a mysterious old man, who taught him all types of wisdom. At the age of 16, he became the best killer on Dark Web. At 17 he received his PhD degree in the greatest university. At the age of 20, he rose to become the rich men' most renowned physician and covert Mafia boss. But he yearned for solutions to all of his existential queries.And the only person knows about it, Lord Osric. To know his childhood hidden truth, he became son in law of Osric's family.

James was very poor and had no job but he had manage to save $1500 from the monthly allowance of $200 Alice gives him every month so he could buy the cake to make their day special. Darren snatched the cake from James' hands "This cheap piece of cake? a meal in this restaurant costs at least $10,000 and you think you can impress Alice with this?" Darren smashed the cake into James face. Everyone let out a wide gasp and they burst into laughter. James, with cake clinging to his face, stood there humiliated and defeated. James was the live-in son-in-law that everyone despised, but his real identity was the heir of the Winslow Empire. He vowed that one day all his enemies will kneel and bow down to him!

"I was born with a taboo bloodline , the heavens wanted me dead , the whole world was against me , I was alone ". Amon reminisced . The heavens deemed Amon a taboo because of his bloodline and he was hunted at birth . Lost his family , friends and master , young Amon who initially wanted to live an ordinary life and seek the path of immortality changed overnight. Since the heavens want me dead , I will shatter the heavens ! . Since the whole world is against me , then I will create a new era !. I will become that existence that will subvert the laws of the world . They called me a taboo , so I became an existence that surpassed a taboo . I became the primodial lord of chaos ! .

I want to create a kingdom where life is as convenient as I wish it to be. A comfortable world where everyone can laugh and enjoy their lives as much as possible. That's what I truly and honestly want. Ideals without strength are nonsense, and strength without ideals is empty, right? I'm a greedy guy, but I don't have an interest in seeking strength just for the sake of power, without the ambition to do something with it. But... "What are you saying? I'm the mastermind of the war between Dragons and Humans?" "Yes, Your Majesty. At that time..." "What are you saying? I am the mastermind of the Demon Race invading the central continent?" "Yes, Your Majesty. At that time..."

Reincarnation is sometimes a good thing, but it's a different story when you talk about how it happened. Most religious theories demonstrate that as long as a person acquires a lot of karmic value, they will be able to reincarnate, whereas others believe that reincarnation occurs immediately after death. But it was a different and strange story for Roland. He is a gamer and was beta testing a new MMO videogame when a strange notification appeared on his screen. He thought it was one of those useless ads and tried to cancel it, but the ad refused to leave so he clicked accept. After answering the strange question, a countdown began and a vortex appeared. He was reincarnated, or rather, he was forcibly transported to a new world full of mystery and, of course, exciting magical adventure and he was able to unlock. THE Ultimate system "I own the right to the cover"

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The battles between the Holy God Realm and the Demon God Realm are endless, with thousands of casualties every day.  However, an unexpected event occurs in the neutral realm of Mahaverna. A secret realm leading to the ancient legacies of gods is opened, attracting both Holy and Demon Gods.  Chaos ensues as they battle for the powerful inheritance shrine. Suddenly, the sky shakes, and the powerful gods of Mahaverna forcibly close the secret realm.  What caused this conspiracy, and can the trapped gods escape for revenge? Find out in this thrilling harem, ecchi, romance novel filled with love and emotions.  Warning: 16+.  Your feedback is valuable for the writer's improvement.

You can call him the demon slayer, master of all tongues, world traveler or dragon rider, he was the God of lightening in his previous life but in this life, he is determined to be stronger so with his OP system and his knowledge of his previous life, he will fight enemies make friends while discovering dangerous secrets that will cause destruction when it falls into the wrong hands, this is the story of the strongest Esper on his path to immortality.

[You are required to squander 1 million dollars in three days! Your balance has been connected to your bank accounts and you can pay with whatever method you want!] [Rule: You are not allowed to exceed three days, or else you will go back to being poorer than the poorest!] __ Despite loving his girlfriend so dearly, Robin Claire, a student, got cheated on and dumped because he was one the poorest boys in school. Of course, he was a church rat and he couldn't deny that. However, he gets injured when he tries to get his girl back. How will he understand that his life was now in his hands and he could navigate it however he wanted, with money? Amid this chaos, Robin rises to the top by trampling on those who trampled on him. But what happens when his girlfriend runs back to him and he has to take her back? Will he dump and cast her aside?

You know exactly what I mean," she blurts, her voice filled with frustration. "I know you wanted a life of wealth, far from the wretched one you live and I wanted to offer you that if you had just taken my offer and back out" She spat. He feels a surge of anger rising within him, fueled by her accusations. "Shut up!" He snapped, his voice laced with bitterness. Yet he hurriedly forced a thin lipped smile. "You know Exactly what I'm saying is right.," she retorts, her orbs blazing with a mix of anger and disgust. "I will never be able to love you, Ares! You are undeserving of me! I deserve way much better than your crap!" she seethes with venom, her words laced with anger and disdain. He can't help but chuckle, unable to contain his amusement. "And you think I'd settle for a brat like you? You will never be enough for me," he retorted, his voice dripping with sarcasm. ••• Ares, wrongly imprisoned for 3 years, seeks justice after being framed by a rich kid. A mysterious old man in jail teaches him martial arts and medicine. On release, Ares finds his mother blind and his father dead due to the rich kid's revenge. Ares vows to seek retribution.