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s that not our loathsome son-in-law?" "I bet he is. That son of nobody still come back after stealing from us." "I sometimes feel pity for him... Did you hear that Johnson is not his son?" "Yep. I heard from madam Alice... Served him right, he believes he is part of us because one of us gave birth to a son for him." "One more year and we will be free of his pitiful face." "Did you think he will survive if we chased him out of the villa?" "No, he won't. He is so dependable on us and will commit suicide as soon as he left that gate." "I may have compassion on him and employ him as my driver." "You are too kind. I can't even employ him as my laundry man." "Hahaha!"

After saving a beautiful businesswoman from being drugged and abused by the general manager, Mark Ferro, the company janitor, finds himself in an unusual situation where he needs to marry the beauty. He promises to protect her and help her in her life. Although she accepts him as her husband, the businesswoman wondered: what a janitor could do so extraordinary for her? However, she didn't know who she had married and the stroke of luck she had...

Losing someone you hold dear right before your eyes is a painful experience. The frustration of not having the strength to fight back nor the ability to take revenge. Those are the suffering Feng Shaotian have experienced at the death of his brother. But with the hope of reviving his dead brother, Feng Shaotian swore to do everything he can to gather all the materials needed. He honed his martial arts skill and managed the talent fruit to gain strength. Will Feng Shaotian be able to bring a miracle and revive his dead brother? Or live in regret for the rest of his life?

The edge of the Attorgron forests lay about fifty miles to the east.I could get good water there, and it was closer to me than the other water source I was going to, but it had its own set of issues.One reason would be that my pursuers would expect me to head there for water, in addition to the cover the forest could provide us as we headed north; however, I would unavoidably run into the Attorgron people at some point along the way. I was a wanted man with a bounty on my head to them.Because of that, I was well worth the effort it took for them to locate me and inject me with one of those poison darts they were so fond of.Thank you;Instead of dying from poison burning my insides, I would take my chances out in the open.

Asher has always been at the bottom of society due to poverty. He lost his job, Lost his girlfriend, Almost lost his life and got framed of stealing all on the same day. His life was close to its end with no powerful family to back him up against his foes. But then due to mysterious encounter with an old man, his fate changed. [[ BILLIONAIRE GOD SYSTEM ONLINE ]] [[ DING! Money has been sent to your account ]] A system that rewards more money for spending money. A system that grants monetary reward for task completed. [[ Worth: $100 Trillion ]]

“You worthless piece of trash! I see prison life has messed with your brain! What makes you think Maggi was ever yours?!” Liam said vehemently. Byron clenched his fist bitterly, “I’m her husband.” Hearing those words, Maggi stood and threw her saliva on Byron's face. “It’s obvious poverty still hasn't let you be. Stop acting like a fool! I'm no wife to an Ex-convict!” After serving a jail term in place of his brother-in-law to please his wife, Byron gets out of jail and was greeted with a hot moan from his wife.

No one is born with equal rights. Some people are born rich, while others are born poor. Some could not succeed no matter how hard they tried, while others became rulers without even lifting a finger.   But what happens when the universe's strongest villain twists fate by creating an Omnipotent Villain System? And Luke, a man abandoned by the world, an irregular who lost everything because of his unreasonably bad luck, a man made ruthless by the world. An ordinary, broken, and ruthless man who accomplished an impossible feat of killing a protagonist at the cost of his life And a man who fulfils all of the prerequisites and obtains the Omnipotent Villain System Beauty, power, and money. Everything is his to keep. Reincarnated in a world he knew so well,  He will steal every heroine. Ruthless to the man, ruthless to the woman, "Do you think you're a heroine, and I will not kill you? Naive!" "Let me enjoy you in bed first, then kill you in the most brutal way. " "After all, as an avaricious person, how could I not seek the most beneficial way?" The children of destiny, even some heroines who did him and his family harm, will suffer as a result of his wrath. But in a realistic world, is everything as grey as he assumes? Watch as our Luke builds his own harem of beautiful heroines and rules over the world. Watch his growth as he explores the unknown. ~~~~~~~~~ Author's note: ~ No NTR ~ 18+ content ~ Harem exists. ~ Please help a new writer. ~ Criticism is welcome, but please be respectful. ~ Incest ? Idk maybe. Not sure for now.

“Welcome, Young Master. This fortune is all yours.” __________ Zade was considered nothing but a trash bag, always humiliated and harassed. His poor status led to so much abuse from his wife and in-laws. But soon, his life changed when the truth about his background was revealed. Read the captivating tale of Zade Smith or Zade Cavendish.

“It’s now or never! Michael Scofield, your ex-husband must be permanently eliminated! The clock is ticking dangerously!” Barr. Frederick alerted in a menacing tone. Tragedy purportedly struck!!! Michael Scofield, a bold soul, was confirmed dead by five merciless assassins contracted to eliminate him in a devilish mastermind hatched by his wife, mother-in-law, and family lawyer. Despite being penniless, they feared that Michael would most certainly become a serious threat in the future if he remained alive due to a family's topmost secret he wasn't aware of. Unbeknownst to them, their conspiracy and antics would pave a perfect path for his transformative trajectory. And so… Michael Scofield Shall Return!!! The Twisted Adventure Has Just Begun!!!

Bill Davish is considered trash by his wife and mother-in-law because he always fails to get a job. He is kicked out of the house and has to accept the fact that Miranda, his wife, has another man. While down, Bill accidentally meets Joana and gets a big favor from his childhood friend. Bill soon gets his life back, then with his extraordinary abilities, he is able to get a success. Plus, his true identity is also finally revealed and makes Miranda so sorry for dumping him. How is Bill's struggle to find his true self like?