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Stanley Garin was a serious young, intelligent and passionate man who loved computers. His love to build and program computers got him a wide recognition and eventually he got a job. But unknown to him, his first Job came with a big secret. ************* She couldn't wait any longer and slipped down the bed to press her tongue against his hot flesh. He tasted so good! Her long candy pink tongue slipped out to wrap around his shaft three times and squeezed. "OMIGOD! Oh geezus! What- what are you doing?" he asked. She chuckled sexily, unable to talk with her tongue stroking his cock up and down like a wet fist. When she reached the head she uncoiled her tongue and licked at the spikes and purred at their silky smooth texture. Stanley was mumbling as his body experienced this bliss for the first time. It was quickly becoming too much for him. He felt something happening in his body. A pressure and a need. Can he escape his raging desires before things get even worse? Find out in this steamy and thigh tingling 8 part erotic series... ********* NOTE: This story contains strong sexual scenes, romance, lesbianism, succubus, oral, satyr, and magic. Read and enjoy...

The line between fantasy and reality has been thin throughout the ages. In his lifetime, he had enough suffering. As the dark era had covered the whole continent in blood and chaos, there he stood. Wishing to be reborn. "With this sacrifice, I call thy name." Yet, when the millennia had passed and the new era folded its curtain, bringing a new-found hope and dreams as the fantasy faded within everyone's mind, there he was. Surviving as a creature that lives within the age where everything seems foreign to him. Until one day, he met a girl. And the new chapter of his life is opened.This is the story of the monster of the night who meets an ordinary girl. However, perhaps things might not be so ordinary after all.

Elion gets denied by his father and divorced by his wife, He loses his son and even his life, although he merits a second chance when he gets chosen by a system force, that gives him unimaginable powers to level up and gain new abilities to avenge his son, who was kidnapped and killed! so he thunders with a sweet and a deadly revenge. Elion - The Lion Returns! Now to be called... The Urban God.

When Claudia Michaelson rose to stardom, she perceived her husband of three years, Eric Radcliffe, to be pathetic and way too impoverished. She felt he would tarnish her reputation, so she demanded a divorce to part ways with him, completely forgetting all the sacrifices he made for her throughout the years. With a bleeding heart, Eric strode into a bar to get himself drunk that night, only to earn severe beating from thugs he argued with, and in the midst of it all, his blood splashed upon a mysterious ring. This little accident made his hopeless and insignificant life change for the better. He became the most powerful magnate envied all across the world.

King Damon challenged Marcelos to a fight a thousand years ago to know who was going to be in control of the dragon and the dragon gene power. King Damon cheated during the fight and thought Marcelos was dead not knowing he survived and was empowered by the revenger so Marcelos could take his revenge and rule the world. After acquring the powers, Marcelos set out to destroy the world but was defeated by the tribes joining hands together but couldn't be killed then he was put to an eternal sleep. Since then Marcelos have been planning his way back to the real world to carry out his plan and rule the world. Marcelos was awaken and decided to finish his mission by ending all living thing with the thought and power that he can create a living of his own. At that same time, kid with supernatural powers and the power to control the only dragon were born, and there destiny is to stop Marcelos. Marcelos was a tiny bit to success after laying a lot of lives waste but the survivor of mankind born with special powers and other supernatural beings and creatures joined hands together to stop Marcelos and bring his reign to and end.

Adrian was forced to go through so much Maltreatment and humiliation from his foster parents, who were unaware of his secret identity, while Adrian struggled to grow his spiritual powers without realizing that they were preparing him for a much more difficult task. but when he returns to his family as the heir of the Wesley, Adrian must take on larger responsibilities, and in the process, he realizes that there is more to this world than he was aware of, with more secrets of the hidden world unfolding.

Rex was a nobody, just your average guy next door that barely ever left the apartment and he never thought that his life would ever be anything more than that. That was until it ended in his favourite coffee shop being consumed by flames and he was caught up in it. He thought that it was all over for him. The last thing that he expected was that he was going to be reborn in a magical world of wizards, he's admitted into the most elite magical University, Jared university. At first, he was a natural and he gain the attention and recognition of his fellow students and teachers but then something unexpected drags him to rock bottom will he be able to surpass these several challenges that will be coming his way? Or will he succumb to them? . . FIND OUT MORE IN THE STORY... . . ......

The main character drowned on Mars because someone pushed him toward an unknown river. He was a weak and powerless person without any real power inside him, and someone bestowed on him the power that would change his life forever on Mars and Earth. Back on Earth, he used to be the resistant, who fought the interdimensional beings, but he was weak. He was always bullied by others for some reason or another. He encountered Confidere on Mars, who told him about his original self. She treated him like he was the owner of the territory. He became the weakest dreamer on Mars, but he persisted in coming back to his original world, Earth. His sole objective was to go back to Earth, and he did lose a little bit of his memory regarding his life. The cause was unknown. Upon his return as Awakener, Earth was invaded by interdimensional beings from the outside world that we still don't know about, and for so long, their existence has been kept secret. Humanity lost the battle against interdimensional beings. The earth turned into great ruins. Their true purpose is still unknown. Their origin is unknown, as they forced humans to implant the bioprocessor inside our brains. This, in turn, made humans into superhuman beings with the help of the system inside the bioprocessor. As an anti-hero, you will become the strongest being to fight anyone against your will. Collect your 'Confidere' and 'Butterflies'. They will help you on your journey toward the power of living forever. Embark on your very own journey in the present world. Become the pinnacle of love and immortality. 'We bless the King of the Underworld!'

Mr. Wesley burst into Bryan's office, causing Bryan to quickly rise from his chair. "Aren't you done with your work? What use are you here for in this office? My wife warned me, but I didn't listen. I told her you aren't a good husband material," Mr. Wesley stated bluntly. "I am very sorry, father..." Bryan attempted to speak, but before he could finish his sentence, a sudden slap landed on his face, causing him to clutch his cheek in pain. "I hate hearing sorry. I need to see action," his father-in-law asserted, his anger evident. Bryan clenched his fist in frustration, aware that arguing back would not be of any benefit. Thinking everything is over could be the most saddest experienced one could encounter in life. But taking a new turn around could be overwhelming. Bryan was about to lose hope when his lost hope was redeemed, as his life take a total turn around bringing his in-law to shame as he a claimed his newfound power.

"Honey... Where have you been? Can you help me?" Glenn asked his wife; his body was completely paralyzed. "Don't 'honey' me, Glenn. I'm fed up with all this pretense. Why are you so stubborn? It would have been easier if you died in yesterday's accident..." Amber snapped, glaring at him, visibly frustrated. Glenn was surprised by his wife's words, and then Jason, his business partner, suddenly appeared and warmly embraced his wife. Glenn's world immediately crumbled. What betrayal cuts deeper than discovering those closest and dearest are the perpetrators? Glenn Smith knows it all too well. The revelation of his wife, Amber, deceiving him, fostering a secret love with Jason—his colleague—and Ethan not being his biological son but a product of their affair, shattered Glenn's world. The very individuals he lifted from poverty and elevated status stabbed him in the back. Yet, a life-threatening accident thrusts Glenn back in time to when he first encountered this deceitful duo; he seizes a second chance. Once a naive, unsuspecting man, Glenn now vows to metamorphose into someone unrecognisable, someone ready to retaliate against them!