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She was looking for the perfect spot to build her tent to sleep over for one night. And the place she found is surrounded by tall trees that the fireflies chose to rest. But a scent of Sandal wood mixed with mint entered her nostrils and make her knees become weak. Elijah Suarez, the college student who doesn't know that the half blood that flowing inside her veins is actually from werewolves is now experiencing her first ever blood heat. "Your scent, I like your scent." The voice from behind together with the thick scent that is now surrounding her entire body makes her mind blank. She saw a man with golden eyes, sweating all over his body and has a.. Tail?! Dwine Frost, A dominant alpha who are having his dangerous first ever rut inside the mountain thought he was going to die. Being a purebred werewolf who can't find his mate because of the so called soul link. If he experienced his first rut without his soul link mate, he's going to die. Two souls meet inside the mountain under the red blood moon. Helping each other to subdue their sexual desires, bodies become one while the fireflies dancing above them. There is one problem, Dwine Frost, after his rut. Actually can't remember what happened when he wakes up in the next morning. Only the scent of vanilla mixed with Rose and orange left in his body. Who was it? Who is the one who helped him to overcome his rut? No, rather. Who saved him?

Ashton Blaise is a young man who is from a wealthy family but because of the way, his family operated he wished to have a life just for himself and his wife Emile Chris. Emilie Chris his beautiful yet ungrateful wife who cares about nobody but herself, goes further to reject him in front of everyone and embarrasses him so badly that he couldn't show his face to the world. But what happens when she finds out he is the CEO of a big multi-billion company which she would never have? She begins a fight with his new woman and goes to the extent of wanting to harm her but Ashton has to make things right, who would he choose? Is it his high school sweetheart Emilie or his best friend at the restaurant who stood by him all the times he was not appreciated?

Imagine a life where no one cares to give you a proper name that you end up going by the name of your hair color. Imagine a life where you're unaware that you possess the greatest power in the universe. Imagine a life where you're hunted by a Celestial for something you know nothing about Imagine a life where you're discriminated by your fellow orphans. A life ruled by loneliness and sadness... But one day, that all changed when you met the strongest mage on Earth, Read and find out Green's adventures in a high school for social rejects as he tries to escape death from an evil fraternity backed by a powerful Celestial. But will his efforts be enough to save his life and the universe? Find out in this action packed fantasy book

The ancient world suffers a major defeat against Razela, a vampire worse than ever who has been turned into a vampire by an extraterrestrial being named Xziko and now this young vampire is the most powerful being on Earth and has one goal: To take the planet as a nation of vampires. Soon, they understand that not just Razela and her army but they themselves also are infected by this virus. So begins the journey. But this is not just a universe filled with vampires. So many species air as the events grow and soon things change in a way that time travel itself can't solve it. They have to save Earth but is it even possible?

What would you do if your world collapsed and you had less than an hour to choose a suitable role that would allow you to survive? Would you give in to despair? Paul choose to fight for survival, now he has to face off against predatory animals, monsters, and even the land itself all modified by the Mana System. Eventually, he will have to face off against a foe even deadlier than the rest. Humans!

Luke Hellwalker was one of the heroes summoned by the angels to slay the thirteen demon kings, but he was betrayed by the very ones he fought for. He was offered a second chance by one of the previous demon kings turned system at a certain cost. He will become the new demon king. If his only choice was permanent death and becoming a demon king, then so be it. He was going to go back to the beginning and get his revenge on the ones who used him.

“Make a wish,child,or you die!” Laquan squinted his eyes in confusion. The old man’s words and attitude clearly took him off guard. “Uh... Excuse me?” he scoffed. The old man is either a con artist or he himself is hungry and is definitely hearing things “Don't you wanna get rich son?” Quan's brows shot up at the word ‘rich’ His mind drifted to how he's been humiliated in the past and,he unconsciously fisted his fingers. “I want to be powerful.” He breathed out, one could see and hear the desperation in his eyes and voice. “It's a done deal then. I'll change your fate for you. However...”The man paused, then continue the moment he knew he's got the young lad's attention. “know that you only have twenty years to spend on Earth!” Quan’s jaw dropped. “What?! Hey! I don't wanna make a wish any–” The old man smirked. “It's too late,child. A wish cannot be reversed.”

Hudson Stewart was just an ordinary delivery guy who was bullied, despised and made fun of by his college Mate's. When the college bully used the identity of the woman Hudson loved so much to set him up, Hudson Stewart could swear he almost committed suicide that night but someone had stopped him with a single statement that changed everything. "Young Master, Your Father wants You Back Home -- You are his right Heir." Now, It was Hudson's time to rewrite his story because soon , he became "The Undisputed Hudson Stewart" and everyone that made fun of him shall bow to his feet.

Gabriel, a guard in a commercial city, makes the mistake of letting a stranger into his country. He unknowingly caused that place to be attacked by invaders from another country. Seeing how in a matter of minutes invaders arrive and attack the city. He decides to flee with hundreds of people and leaves his family behind, however he is caught by some adventurers who belong to the invaders and is used by them as a slave to explore the dungeons that they consider very dangerous. However they are lucky and he manages to find the entrance to a place protected by a stone giant. He gives him a sword so that Gabriel leaves and does not bother in that place. However, due to the power that the young man is acquiring in all the missions with the sword, he begins to become a little colder and loses the heroism that he should have developed, because he begins to remember that all the people of his city perished by the invasion. His mind begins to cloud, but the world does not need a villain, it needs a hero at that moment.

Alex was seen as a pauper by his family In-laws, he was humiliated and seen as useless and incompetent. He was regarded as a burden by his in-laws, They never believed he would be rich. His wife divorced him for another man. He was betrayed by the one he loved so much. But things changed for Alex, He became the richest man in the world. His in-laws were filled with shame and disgrace seeing the person they despise being a billionaire. They planned to eliminate him and he had other obstacles that stood in his way. Would he achieve his goal of being successful after finding wealth? Will his quest for revenge limit him from going forward? How would he treat the people that maltreated him? Find out all of this in the rise of the penniless Son-in-law