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Being treated as a slum, all his life, a penniless young man of just twenty years was at the edge of his life. Beaten by his colleagues mercilessly for a mistake he never committed he thought it was the end of him. Escaping from them, he ended up in a broken and shabby building near the dump yard where he got something miraculous. It may be because destiny had decided something different for him. Something huge that his little brain can't stand the hugeness. [Delta Central Bank; The account number ending with xxxx890 has been credited with an amount of 20,00,000/-] Two million dollars to spend but with a twist. {Task initiated: Your time starts now} Watch out how a penniless becomes the richest dragon in his nights and gets back to those who once let him shed blood and tears.

Kaito Miyahara is almost done with university. Only one final project remains, one that he has been putting off for three years. If he doesn't start now, he will be stuck in university for one more year, something that will further tarnish his resume. In a future where a simple failure is enough to destroy your career, he can't let that happen, but he can't think of anything. Miraculously, he runs into Sanae and Risa, two girls whose sole goal is to become idols. For Kaito, the only way of making it work in the current world is to think outside the box. To think big. To think galactically. And so he becomes the manager of the first, galactical idol group: Blostars. — Edited by RedPandaChick Cover art by @retrosensei on Instagram Follow me @VidalSosin on Twitter for updates New chapter every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 15:00 UTC

"So, he's just a servant? I thought he was Erica's husband that she was always proud of," Anthony said with an innocent expression. "Yes, he is Erica's husband. But he's also a loser and a servant in this house. Don't mind him. He's stupid and doesn't know anything!" mocked Nancy. "I don't think asking for evidence is a mistake. We don't know if he's lying or not. For all I know, Erica got this partnership because of her talent," Nate insisted. "So, you think I'm lying?" "No, just making sure." "Oh, come on. Why would I bother coming here just to make up this kind of lie? That's not very cool in my eyes. And why do you keep interrupting my conversations with Erica's family? You don't even know about business." "Maybe I don't know about business, butー" "Then why don't you just shut up and let us chat comfortably? Go to the kitchen as requested by your family. Aren't you good at housework?" Nate clenched his fists, besides lying, Anthony also had an annoying attitude and liked to put people down. Exactly the same as Erica's family. People like them will never be able to respect people, because it is a disease of the heart. His wife getting was sold to a fat man, just to save her family business. She has no other option but to divorce Nate. Fortunately, his exile is over and he can save his wife and show her family that he is not useless, worthless husband and son in law but Billionaire Heir of Bluebell Holdings. He will also support his wife, her family will be kneeling down to have mercy on them, once they all looked down and humiliated them. Now, they will wailed their tail like a dog infront of him.

Daren Wiles was son of the number one rich businessman family in his country. He chose to stay and live as an ordinary man who tend to be poor. He married to a woman from a rich family because of an arranged marriage. Serena Hoodie, who didn’t know about Daren’s background, felt burdened. Being the object of ridicule by his wife’s family had made Daren used to it. Until one day Daren did something that made the Grand Mistress of the Hoodie family give him confidence, proving that Daren was capable and making all members of the Hoodie family acknowledge his existence. Miles Hoodie, the oldest male cousin of the Hoodie family, didn’t accept it. Someone who had always been underestimated became the figure his grandmother trusted. He tried to destroy Daren in various ways. Until finally Miles met Daren's older brother, Erdward Wiles, both of whom agreed to destroy Daren and make Daren poor again. Unfortunately, they didn’t succeed in carrying out all of their plans. Daren managed to show who he was in front of the whole world so that he was recognized as the most successful young entrepreneur in the whole world.

Do you know if your current life will always be the same? No, it will change sometimes it may be small change sometimes big. The World suddenly changed as the Apocalypse started and monsters started appearing. It was chaos. When all hope seemed lost for humanity. Humans started gaining abilities to fight those monsters. In this chaotic world. Shin gained the ability to plunder. "I'll reach the top of the world. I'll become the strongest." Follow Shin on his journey to reach the top with many twists along the way.

Ryan Wilder is secretly married to Violet Crowne, a rising star with the beauty of a Goddess. The bad news? Violet hates him. Her family also treats him like a scum and humiliates him for fun. To make it worse, Violet cheats on him, too. It's a big combo for a life that feels like hell. Then, something unbelievable happens. Peeep! [You have been chosen as TEETS's Potential Host.] [Please state your goal.] 'I want revenge.' [Congratulations!] [Now, you have become TEETS' Host.] TEETS, short for Terribly Excellent Emperor-Training System, will grant him superpower abilities if he completes the missions it gives. [A new mission received!] [Face-slapping Son-in-Law: Acquire $100.000.000 in 24 hours.] [Ability Reward: Unlimited Balance Lvl 1.] [Description: Allow Host to buy everything via online transaction.] Slowly but surely, Ryan becomes a powerful figure with his eyes set on revenge. However, when he is enjoying life and setting his revenge on everyone who had wronged him, his past catches up with him. "My son," the wealthiest man in the States said, "I want you to go home with me and be my successor." Ryan wonders if his life could get any worse.

Margaret Chrysler, a witch head of Chrysler Family who needs a bluofighter shadow charming sexy hot demon, for her sister who lost and kidnapped. And yet, she finds herself bound to a demon with a dark past who's as hot as he is annoying always, all so he can find her captured sister Marissa Chrysler who was kidnapped by a demon and a witch too. He better track down the kidnapper fast as they can to capture the criminal's, before he drives her insane of this bluofighter hot sexy shadow demon. Or worse... Steals her heart forever. Atticus Thompson lost any care for the others in the magical prison of the Shadows when Margaret grandmother locked him for centuries. So when Margaret unleashes him to help her, his plan is simple: Seduce the Sexy Hot Beautiful Witch, Steal her powers so she can't bind him again, and be on his merry way. Much to his dismay, though, there's a fatal flaw in his plan, the Witch makes him want to keep her. And that would be a disaster for him or maybe his forever love of his life..

James Johnson has always liked Sarah Brown since childhood but was rejected due to his background. His marriage was arranged, James Johnson married Sarah Brown and became the son-in-law of the Brown family. However, James Johnson and Sarah Brown's marriage after marriage was not happy, because Sarah Brown liked her ex-boyfriend Fred Page, so after getting married for a few months, she didn't even let James Johnson touch her body. Mother-in-law and younger brother-in-law also often trouble James Johnson, constantly mocking him, even withholding James Johnson's monthly salary and only giving him a few hundred dollars as pocket money. James Johnson had thought of resisting, but because his father Patrick Johnson had heart disease and owed the Brown family sixty thousand, he could only endure and live in grievance under the roof of the Brown family. Will he be able to survive the humiliation?

Being born a WereCat in a werewolf community is equivalent to an abomination. So when Jason is born a WereCat after getting the Feline gene from his father's side, his parent even hide the truth from him and everyone else in the Pack. When his Cat starts talking to Jason, he thinks he is running mad but his father explains everything to him, killing his thoughts of him being a human. Now. He is pressured with the secret of his true identity. Nobody must find out and HE MUST NOT SHIFT. It was all going well until he shifts to save him and his cousin's life. Then his life takes a drastic turn. This book tells of how Jason gets banished, and how he finds love, rises from a cast out Omega to the rank of an Alpha.

Following the shipwreck of Ja Lia in the sea... Lailah continues in her seduction spree. But a part of her misses Ja badly. She misses him so strongly that she hurt. But Ja Lia has been recruited by Poseidon to tame Lailah and return her to the sea. Lailah is aware of the fact that Ja has been abducted by Poseidon and knows that nothing good is coming from that. She prepares herself. Ja Lia returns to earth, a changed man to discover that Lailah was pregnant with his child. While he's caught in the claws of whether or not to believe the Seductress who has slept with almost all the village men, he thinks of the possibility of taking the life of his own child. First child. But deep down in his consciousness, he knows that Poseidon has an eye on him.