46 – The Hammer

Helena and Gwen made the giant hammer by scrapping things from rubble and the farm. They attached long pieces of metal as handles to a large stone at the top of the hammer.

Helena could lift the giant hammer with ease, but swinging it was something different. Many times, she lost her balance while practicing using it.

“Maybe you need to rest, Helena.” Gwen, just coming out of the tent, commented on Helena, who had just fallen for the umpteenth time.

“One of the best things about being a zombie is that I never get tired while doing anything.” Helena stood up and raised her hammer again. “I wonder if I can masturbate many times with this body.”

Gwen sighed. “Maybe you can do it, but for what?”

“Yeah, I’m also not sure that down here, I can produce adequate natural lubricant.” Helena swung that hammer again. She didn’t fall, but still lost her balance. “What about Cody? Has