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After being kicked out of the orphanage by the new owner, Aslan had to leave and had nowhere to go but the dormitory near his school. He only had enough money to buy one slice of bread without a drink. Even so, when an old lady came and asked for food, Aslan gave her the bread without thinking. The grandmother gave him a gift in the form of a strange system. [Welcome to the Fun game system!] [Fun game system is a system that will give you a lot of wealth and glory by doing missions and playing exciting games] [System and master unification process] [10%] [40%] [60%] [80%] [100%] [Unification completed!] [Now master can enjoy playing games and earn a lot of money!]

Arnold lived in misery all his life. Everyone always looked down on him. One night, at the hotel where he worked part-time, he witnessed his wife being proposed to by Victor Galvoir, a wealthy man in the country. Arnold demanded an explanation from his wife for all this, and he was shocked to find that his wife had been cheating on him since a year ago. Because Arnold had ruined his special proposal event, Victor sent men to beat him. On the verge of death, Arnold was found by an old, richest woman who claimed him to be her lost grandson. “You are my lost grandson, Arnold. You are Arnold Winster!”

"I was meant to take your father's blame, be jailed, and killed afterward so you could be with him?" Damian asked in a low, hurt voice, staring at Ravenna. "It took you this long to realize," Ravenna eyed him. "Don't play the victim card. You were a convenient scapegoat." Ravenna walked up to him and said in a condescending tone. "You should be grateful you're out. Scram, Damian!" She said, spat on his face, turned, tucked her arm into her new man's arm, and stepped into his car without a backward glance. Damian loved his wife more than life itself and wanted nothing more than to please his father-in-law, who treated him with scorn. When the opportunity came for him to finally gain his father-in-law's approval, it cost Damian everything. What happens when Damian decides to get back at those who took him for granted in the past after a revelation about his true identity? Read in the thrilling pages of "Revenge of Domenico Santoro" to witness how a once-despised son-in-law makes his enemies pay.

"Brother, I missed you." "Younger brother is gone while you were away." The voice sobbed making black lines appear on Eric's face. --- Eric Darkwood took the blame for the wrong person and went to prison for five years. But what happens when he returns with all glory only to find out that his family is on the brink of death? His father was paralyzed, his younger brother dead, and his sister was thrown out to the street left to die. Would the ones responsible be able to handle the wrath of Eric? His anger reaches the towering heavens that mere mortals dare not face.

John was reborn in a parallel world in a poor family. As he had memories of his previous life so he was very mature and intelligent. But in the parallel world where money ruled everything, John was deemed a loser. During the high school final exam, David who came from a rich family was jealous of John. Thus David used the power of money to make John expel them from the school before taking the exam. John was helpless. But the matter didn't end thier. While John was returning home, he was surrounded by a few thugs hired by David and they beat him unconscious. After that, he opened his eyes in the hospital. But there was a virtual word floating in front of his eyes. " THE SUPER FARMING SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE ACTIVATED. DOES THE HOST WANT TO ACTIVATE IT?". After John activated the system his fate changed. Then he started his wonderful life. During the daytime, he was a hardworking farmer. During the nighttime, he was a gambler, assassin, doctor, etc. Read this book to know more about John

Other people don't know about me, and I don't even know who I am. Before, everything was so unfair, and I only got miserable things. When my father showed up, he told me everything. I was a rich man! Even very rich!

Dilan needs money to save his restaurant from bankruptcy. However, his brother-in-law spent all the money on gambling. His mother-in-law even forced his wife to divorce him and be with a rich man. Receiving so many insults from them, Dilan finally decided to reveal his true identity as a Supreme Lord!

Ready to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Archer worked so hard to buy a ring only to find out that his girlfriend was cheating on him. Enraged he tried to fight the man only to find himself beaten up and thrown out like trash. Angry and frustrated at life, Archer walked slowly when a car stopped and a man addressed him as a young master, Archer's life changed in an instant.

For others it takes dying and reincarnating for them to get a system but what happens when you get one without dying. Aron Michael is an average student set to graduate within a week, but he was expelled for a random reason. Due to that he had a heavy student dept and no diploma to help him earn the money to pay it back. But one day he got a system that called itself the [Advanced Tech System]. follow the story to watch him develop from your average joe to him being the owner of the largest company in the world.

Betrayed by the woman he loved, Art ended up dying with the last thing he saw being her kissing another man. He was filled with regret about how wasted his life was but he was given another chance. [Potential Successor found. Do you wish to accept] He found himself transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old who died, with his body being weak to dislocate just by swinging a sword. Even with something like this, his System delivered a task that seemed impossible. [Become the most powerful mage] Follow Art on his journey, from being the weakest to the strongest mage in the world.