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Liam Walker, the infamous lived-in son-in-law of the Henson family had been cheated on by his wife. Instead of feeling sorry of her action, his wife blamed him for being useless instead and divorced him. Homeless and with nowhere to go, Liam was in a tough position until a system bonded itself with him. [Income Multiplier System has been successfully installed! Any income you earned shall be multiplied! Become the most wealthy businessman in the world!] [You have successfully sold a Lamborghini sports car! Income multiplied by 100!] Watch Liam Walker walks his path to become the first quadrillionaire and take revenge on those that had wronged him!

When death suddenly claims you, what do you feel? Regrets? Longing? Fear of the unknown? What if you are given another chance to live? But the world you will be born with is far different from where you came from. This world is full of swords and magic! Join William as he embarks on a journey in a new world after his death. A second chance. A new world. A brand new adventure. A brand new sys... Dreams... all he wants is dreams come true... ... Editing of the first thirty chapters is finished. I will try to edit the second thirty chapters this month. Our story is long, our actions should not be rushed, if you are someone who follows the book, I guarantee that the mistakes you encountered at the beginning have been corrected. Thanks, everyone. AN: I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but I have some good news. I found a new job in one of the best private hospitals in my country, and I had to start working immediately. That's why I've been working overtime for the last two weeks. We fixed it this week and now I'm free on weekends. From now on I will publish 2 chapters a week. Saturday and Sunday. (Because I'm only free on those two days.) Thank you for your understanding. Happy New Year! Good or bad, be sure to leave a review. This will increase your reading pleasure and my writing level. Publish schedule: 7 CH/WEEK Tags: #EasternFantasy, #WestFantasy, #Magic, #System, #Adventure, #Explore, #Cultivation, #Comedy, #weaktostrong, #pet, #creatures, #antihero, #villain, #dark, #reincarnation, #Bloodline, #Romance,

Alex, a poor medical student of rift valley university, was bullied by the rich boys in school. The night that he buried himself in sorrow and tears, thinking he was all alone, the night when he thought he was facing the harsh world alone, his father's best friend visited. He got the shocking revelation that he was the only heir of Xavier's family. And the richest kid among his bullies seems to be feeding from his inheritance. Extract *** your real name is Alexander Xavier. You are not a nobody but you are the grandson of Xavier stone . Your father is Peter Xavier, Xavier stone's only child and since he is dead, you are the only heir, so come with me to claim your multi-billion dollar inheritance.

Have you ever experienced the crushing weight of humiliation so heavy that it makes you contemplate taking your own life? If you haven't, count yourself lucky, because it's not a feeling anyone would want to experience, let alone brag about. Meet Kelvin, a college student whose financial struggles are no secret. Despite feeling like the world is against him, he finds solace in his girlfriend Vanessa, or at least he did until her birthday party. When he arrived with nothing to offer but his love, she not only broke up with him but also subjected him to public ridicule. The pain of such a betrayal and public humiliation can leave a lasting impact on one's mental health and self-worth. He had grown accustomed to enduring the constant harassment from her and others, but today it reached a new level of cruelty. As he ran home, tears streaming down his face, he was so consumed by his emotions that he didn't see the curb ahead. He tripped and fell, hitting his head hard on the pavement. When he finally regained consciousness, he heard a faint voice calling out to him. ** ** ** "Host detected!!! Beauties picking system activated in 1%..." a computerized voice said out of the blues. "Who's there?" Kevin asked. "10%...89%...100%... system uploaded." It continued. It took a moment and he realized it was coming from his head. Kevin was scared that he was going mad. "Who are you? What are you?" he demanded, holding his head in his hands but then suddenly it spoke again. "Now find a beauty and make her fall in love with you in 72 hours," it said.

Ethan's treated real bad by his rich wife, Amelia and her Family . One day, he watched helplessly as his wife cheat on him in their matrimonial bed with another guy, while forced to cook for them and sent on errand to buy condom too: Oh, yes. You must prepare a special dinner tonight. Richard loves the lobster risotto. Don't mess it up this time. And, um, make sure you buy... condom on your way back from the market. You know, just in case." "Condom? And who is Richard? Amelia, this is getting out of hand. I can't keep doing this." "Ethan, don't be difficult. This is what I expect from you. Just do as you're told, and maybe you won't mess things up for once." "I'm not your servant, Amelia. This has to stop. I won't be a part of this anymore." "Oh, please. You're just a lowly cook. Who else would want you? Now, do as you're told, or there will be consequences."

Betrayed by the woman he loved, Art ended up dying with the last thing he saw being her kissing another man. He was filled with regret about how wasted his life was but he was given another chance. [Potential Successor found. Do you wish to accept] He found himself transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old who died, with his body being weak to dislocate just by swinging a sword. Even with something like this, his System delivered a task that seemed impossible. [Become the most powerful mage] Follow Art on his journey, from being the weakest to the strongest mage in the world.

How would you feel when you find out that–the company you couldn't even dream of getting employed as a cleaner, is actually yours ? Bryan had thought his only girlfriend would be his wife but as fate may have it, she got married to his rich brother because of the multi-billion company he deals with. but she got clouded in shock and shame when she discovered Bryan was actually the boss... Bryan also sworn to make those who humiliated him beg at his feet

Growing up an orphan, Milan Reyes struggled to survive through gambling and luckily wins a game that changes his poor life. Soon enough, he falls in love with a beautiful model, Ella Ashton, and gets married. Everything comes crashing down in his life after he gets robbed of all his money and faces abuse and humiliation from his wife and mother-in-law for being poor and jobless. Little did Milan Reyes know a piece of information from a strange old man could change his entire life. "You are an heir to a very wealthy family" After he makes the discovery that he was not an orphan but an heir to a wealthy family,Milan Reyes takes over his inheritance and swore to release his wrath on everyone that ever wronged him by getting his revenge.

Time Travel was introduced to the world commercially. But the creator wanted the machines to be destroyed because very dangerous! If you come back miss time, then each person will meet 2, 3 themself or even be stuck in the past! Then what was worried that happened! Amanda was lost in ancient Egypt at the end of the Pliocene when Earth entered the Ice Age. Herman goes to search for his girlfriend, but unexpectedly Amanda refuses to be rescued and even fascinated by the hi-tech world of ancient Egypt!? Can He save and bring Amanda home? Or they go home but find themselves 2, 3, or even 4?

BLURB In a tale of treachery and loss, we meet Elijah West. Once the rightful heir to the West family, Elijah's life takes a dark turn when he is poisoned, betrayed, and banished, losing everything he held dear and becoming a hunted man. During his escape, an old man rescued him, and in a twist of fate, Elijah ended up marrying the man's granddaughter, Hayley, before the old man passed away. Unfortunately, the ordeal left Elijah with amnesia, turning him into a mere fool. Hayley, a beautiful woman from Georgia, faced disdain and contempt from everyone after marrying Elijah and losing her grandfather. The Greene family treated Elijah poorly and subjected him to mistreatment. But after two years, a miraculous turn of events brings back Elijah's memory, and he begins to recover. As the dragon returns, will there be enough room for the Eagle to soar in the sky? The future hangs in the balance.