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Jason Mairer, a poor young man married to the daughter of Damien, the owner of the television station where he works, Esme Even though his second marriage was opposed by Esme's parents, during his time as son-in-law in the Damien family, Jason always received insults and bad treatment. Even because of a mistake, Jason was kicked out of his parents-in-law's house and separated from Esme. Who would have thought that Jason was the recipient of an inheritance from an old grandfather he had helped? With the wealth he has, Jason can get Esme out of Damien's house. And in the end, it was Jason who helped Damien's family, who were always in trouble.

The Apocalypse is upon us and a group are trying to survive in Yorkshire England in a brutal new world. One man likes his simple single life but circumstances have made him rethink that life. Sid was born and bred in this town and so help him he will die here. No zombies are going to chase him away and if that means a shorter life than he could have then so be it. His old friends and family are dead as far as he knows so the only thing for it is to make new ones whenever possible. That's harder said than done when most of the population wants to kill you and that doesn't exclude the animals. Maybe he will find a way to survive and help the population recover? Maybe he won't?

Jilted at the altar by his girlfriend on his wedding day, mocked by friends and family, and scorned by the media, 30 years old Arnold Stone thought all was lost when he was then attacked by mobs and hit by a truck on that same unfortunate day. Mysteriously he survived the accident unhurt and unscathed without bruises, and wakes up a changed man, who’d also become the host of a dark super lavish system called the Nexus. Binded to the instructions of this system, he is asked to accomplish various tasks, and quests in order to unlock points and embark on a journey of vengeance on those who hurt and ridiculed him. Also, he is no longer Arnold Stone, the poor grocery owner who barely had a dime to his name. Now he is the host of a system worth trillions of dollars. King of the underworld and a rising Trillionaire!

Being a mere pauper has always been thought to have disadvantages. Lucian Wood is an orphan who grew up in an orphanage home.He is a mocking tool for everyone, especially his girlfriend, Laura, who never misses an opportunity to disparage him and, at one point, forced him to consider suicide.However, at his lowest point in life, on the same day he planned to commit suicide, he discovers that he is the long-lost heir of the richest family in the world and is given the opportunity to take over as CEO of a company after being fired from one he labored so tirelessly to get.Will he let his bullies live without a fight? Who will be paying for their deeds? And what does life have for Lucian Wood?Find out this and more in this billionaire suspense-filled novel!

’Isn't death better than all this suffering?" This was Williams’ last thought as he made up his mind to jump in front of a speeding truck When a disdainful mechanical voice echoed in his mind and interrupted his action. [How unfortunate could this poor system be to be assigned to such a weak and useless host?] This was how Williams Miller received a system that changed the trajectory of his life. The system’s sole purpose was to give him all sorts of quests, each with corresponding rewards and points that he could exchange for items in the system's marketplace upon completion. These quests encompassed but were not limited to becoming a physician, chauffeur, investigator, assassin, playboy, educator, psychologist, president, server, diver, and more. **** Warning: This is a Harem novel, with the MC having more than three women and there are several chapters with R18 scenes. **** This is a novel filled with comedy, revenge, action, face-smacking, and lots of fun. Please make sure to comment, rate, and show your support if you enjoy reading, thanks.

"Don't touch her, she's mine." Eric grinned. "She's also mine." Eric smiled pointing at the other lady. "She's also mine too." Eric continued. "How many girlfriends do you want to have?!" The other party cried in dismay. "As long as there's no lack of beautiful women, they'll always be mine." ---- Eric was fired from his job due to an absurd reason, his girlfriend left him because he was poor. When life was bleak, a drunk driver lost control of his car and hit him. But then surprisingly, he didn't die and rather survived the ghastly accident, but in the process, he acquired a system. [Ding: Requirement for activating the system completed. Activating system] [Welcome to the Royal Harem System, Dedicated to creating the Largest Harem ever.] --- "From today, I, Eric Carter will be the biggest simp alive." "Excuse me, you're beautiful, would you mind becoming my wife?"

In this world where monsters and magic exist, there are all sorts of things inexplicable with science. Lee Woo was a famous scientist in his old world until he got sent to a monster world where science doesn't exist so he will make it exist.

The fight over the inheritance ring between rich families leads to bloodshed. The Reims family, which has the strongest ring, becomes the leader of a rich family. However, some wealthy families wanted more, so they tried to bring down the Reims family. A power struggle begins to occur, the rich heirs try to get all the heir rings, hoping to become number one. Who will win the throne?

Cara is a hybrid destined to bring an era Luna into the world and so, every alpha wants her dead because she can transform werewolves into new creatures... With demons coming to war on earth because they want her powers and even so she has been trained to be a warrior and love no one... She just found out that her mate is actually the mystical frozen alpha.

Humans were living peacefully on Earth for millions and millions of years until the day unknown monsters who called themselves Sulckers, invaded them from beyond space. They were fast, ruthless, and cruel monsters ready to claim earth realm for themselves. Humans were being slaughtered mercilessly by the seconds and civilization came crumbling in the face of the invaders. However, just when humans were on the verge of going extinct and nonexistent, a heaven-sent phenomenon occurred. A small group of humans with awoken special abilities came to light and shared their abilities to the world. Teleportation, fire manipulation, water manipulation, monstrous strength that could move mountains; humans had finally gained the power to fight back. With the combined effort of the small group of humans, the Sulckers were pushed back to their planet, and humanity once again regained control over their planet. Though the battle ended there, the war was not. This war had created many orphans, and among them, Erix had lost everything, even his parents at a tender age. And the only thing he had received from their death was a pale-looking necklace. He was bullied every day at school because of how weak and abilityless he was. However, once the necklace was finally activated, Erix was granted a system, and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a weird quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. [New quest received] [Control your uncontrollable thirst for human blood. Abstain from human blood, but during this time your HP would keep decreasing by -1HP/1 hour. Quest will be marked complete once you have lost all your HP]