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Everyone treated Althon badly. His lover even played tricks on him and betrayed him by having an affair with a rich man. When he thought his life was ruined, a man came with an army and said, "Young Master, we have finally found you. You are the greatest heir of the richest family in the world." Althon was shocked. Cover by Meganovel

Humans were living peacefully on Earth for millions and millions of years until the day unknown monsters who called themselves Sulckers, invaded them from beyond space. They were fast, ruthless, and cruel monsters ready to claim earth realm for themselves. Humans were being slaughtered mercilessly by the seconds and civilization came crumbling in the face of the invaders. However, just when humans were on the verge of going extinct and nonexistent, a heaven-sent phenomenon occurred. A small group of humans with awoken special abilities came to light and shared their abilities to the world. Teleportation, fire manipulation, water manipulation, monstrous strength that could move mountains; humans had finally gained the power to fight back. With the combined effort of the small group of humans, the Sulckers were pushed back to their planet, and humanity once again regained control over their planet. Though the battle ended there, the war was not. This war had created many orphans, and among them, Erix had lost everything, even his parents at a tender age. And the only thing he had received from their death was a pale-looking necklace. He was bullied every day at school because of how weak and abilityless he was. However, once the necklace was finally activated, Erix was granted a system, and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a weird quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. [New quest received] [Control your uncontrollable thirst for human blood. Abstain from human blood, but during this time your HP would keep decreasing by -1HP/1 hour. Quest will be marked complete once you have lost all your HP]

He lost his memories He forgot his true identity While wandering about, lost and injured, he saved a millionaire from death. In gratitude, the old man took him in and got him married to the granddaughter. His new life seemed perfect until the old man died, then the family showed their true colours. They have always despised him but kept it hidden because of the old man. His wife revealed that was pregnant for another man and he was kicked out of the family home without a cent to his name. An unfortunate accident or just a case of being at the right place at the right time, and he regains his memory. He remembered that he's the heir to the country's greatest fortune, but he also realised that he had enemies among his own blood. Now he must fight back and return to his birthright. But he would never forget those who wronged him and he wouldn't wait for karma to give them what they deserved.

Roland finds himself caught up in the dangerous world of organized crime after borrowing money to save his girlfriend's life. He discovers that he is actually the heir to a massive family fortune and starts to build a new life for himself. However, his ex-girlfriend and her rich friends continue to belittle him at every turn, and he finds himself facing even more perilous situations as he navigates this new world of wealth and power. As Roland tries to make a name for himself, he finds that he is constantly beset by enemies, both old and new. He must make difficult decisions about who to trust and what path to take, all while keeping his head above water in a sea of danger and intrigue. Will Roland ever truly find peace and security, or will he be pulled further into the world of organized crime? The future is uncertain, and only time will tell if he can survive the dangers that await him.

"William, how dare you be this arrogant? Today, you must agree to divorce my daughter" For five years, William Miller has been a useless Son-in-law of the Wilson family and a broke garbage collector in the City until a violent encounter awakens his true identity as heir to a multi-trillion-dollar empire. "Welcome back, Young Master, All restrictions have been removed. You are officially the sole heir of the Miller Conglomerate once again" Now, he was an All-Powerful figure no one can afford to offend…

Imagine on your anniversary with your girlfriend. A spoilt rich brat walked in and swooned her over with ridiculous gifts that made her walk out on you. Left you stranded. Heartbroken. A few minutes later, you acquired the most powerful system... A system where money is the least of your problem. You are not only outrageously rich but have acquired several other UNPRECEDENTED skills... Impossibility is not a word in your dictionary. What do you do first?

"You cannot be married to this poor, low-key dude, he doesn't have what it takes to take care of you" "Mom, but I love him." "What love are you talking about? Do you even know how to love? ****** Meet Jace Winston, the live-in son-in-law of one of the famous families in Madrid. Despised by his in-laws because of his poor background. What happens when he becomes a centibillionaire and rises to power? "Jace, don't leave my daughter please." His mother-in-law implored.

Ever had an experience with a Gold Digger? Sebastian has. After he caught his girlfriend cheating, she threw him out of her house, into the streets. Night Time, Sebastian was still out in the dark, walking to nowhere. He noticed a young lady, Celeste, sleepwalking. She was almost hit by a moving car but Sebastian saved her. He hit the jackpot overnight!. Celeste's parents turned out to be one of the most wealthy and influential people in the city of Cedarville. They even gave Sebastian a V.V.I.P suite to stay at the LUXE Hotel which was only for Elites. Gave Sebastian Five Billion Dollars and a job as an Executive Assistant in their company all for saving their daughter. But where did things start to go wrong? Was it his cheating Ex girlfriend who wanted to force her way back into his life? The mafia lord who suddenly had his eyes on Sebastian? Or was it the affair he mistakenly had with Celeste that unexpectedly got her pregnant? Sebastian was hit with two hard decisions; One, Sign a contract marriage with Celeste, who was pregnant for him and keep all his wealth. Two, reject the contract, lose everything he has and go to jail as a sexual assaulter that he wasn't. Will Sebastian will be able to scale through and be the Golden Boy ✨

The earth is suddenly invaded by aliens who call themselves the Daegi causing humanity to fight and prevent their extinction, when peace treaty is signed between the two forces, humanity realizes that there could be another upcoming war and the race to surpass their limits begin. --------- Roshan, our young MC faces bullying and disgrace due to his lack of abilities and strength, but one day, he stumbles upon into a ditch and finds a book which granted him access to an unimaginable power and unparalleled strength, pushing him into a universe of strange possibilities. With each passing day, he undergoes profound transformation evolving him into a being of pure power, a weapon of mass destruction above the limits of humanity. However, as Roshan’s abilities begin to grow, so does the danger that surround him. Roshan realizes soon that the Daegis were merely pawns in much dangerous scheme, now as the strongest human on the planet, Roshan must stop the extinction of his race. As Roshan begins to fully understand and discover the secrets of the system’s creation, he also begins to uncover the hidden truths of his own identity. Would he be able to cling on to his humanity, harness his powers, build up organizations, forge alliances, and still protect those he loves or will the prospect of becoming a god lead him to a dark path of no return? [HOST : ROSHAN TALON] [QUEST RECEIVED] [QUEST: RETRIEVE THE GEM OF A KING TIER] [QUEST REWARD: NEW ABILITY]

Being a mere pauper has always been thought to have disadvantages. Lucian Wood is an orphan who grew up in an orphanage home.He is a mocking tool for everyone, especially his girlfriend, Laura, who never misses an opportunity to disparage him and, at one point, forced him to consider suicide.However, at his lowest point in life, on the same day he planned to commit suicide, he discovers that he is the long-lost heir of the richest family in the world and is given the opportunity to take over as CEO of a company after being fired from one he labored so tirelessly to get.Will he let his bullies live without a fight? Who will be paying for their deeds? And what does life have for Lucian Wood?Find out this and more in this billionaire suspense-filled novel!