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🏆[No.3 "Outstanding An Story" of "The Ultimate Fantasy" Contest]🏆 -- [Congratulations to cuckolded host for successfully awakening the Myriad Returning System.] ........ James Flynn, an ordinary college student who was betrayed by his girlfriend because he was too poor received a system that altered the trajectory of his life completely. With the welcome of this system, James shall realize that the world he lives in is more than what meets the eye, he shall also know of his mysterious identity which is anything but ordinary, and all the mysteries unknowingly surrounding him. He shall go against several powers and organizations and he shall gain a lot of powerful and mysterious abilities. He would dominate the normal, abnormal, and fantasy world. Follow James as he travels between States, countries, and worlds, creating wonders and legends. This is an urban, system, and fantasy novel filled with drama, comedy, mysteries, secrets, face-smacking, love, actions, and many more. ****** Please, as this is my first signed book, the first several chapters might have some errors in them, but I promise that the deeper you go, the better the book would become, and the more you would realize how great this book is, thank you.

"You are parasite! You are the biggest disgrace in my family! I hate you so much!" For three years as Camille Abraham's husband, William always endured all the insults that were given to him. He suffered everything, but the only thing he could never accept is Camille's cheating. Now he won't put up with all those humiliation, because he is not that poor son-in-law anymore...

Time Travel was introduced to the world commercially. But the creator wanted the machines to be destroyed because very dangerous! If you come back miss time, then each person will meet 2, 3 themself or even be stuck in the past! Then what was worried that happened! Amanda was lost in ancient Egypt at the end of the Pliocene when Earth entered the Ice Age. Herman goes to search for his girlfriend, but unexpectedly Amanda refuses to be rescued and even fascinated by the hi-tech world of ancient Egypt!? Can He save and bring Amanda home? Or they go home but find themselves 2, 3, or even 4?

No one is born with equal rights. Some people are born rich, while others are born poor. Some could not succeed no matter how hard they tried, while others became rulers without even lifting a finger.   But what happens when the universe's strongest villain twists fate by creating an Omnipotent Villain System? And Luke, a man abandoned by the world, an irregular who lost everything because of his unreasonably bad luck, a man made ruthless by the world. An ordinary, broken, and ruthless man who accomplished an impossible feat of killing a protagonist at the cost of his life And a man who fulfils all of the prerequisites and obtains the Omnipotent Villain System Beauty, power, and money. Everything is his to keep. Reincarnated in a world he knew so well,  He will steal every heroine. Ruthless to the man, ruthless to the woman, "Do you think you're a heroine, and I will not kill you? Naive!" "Let me enjoy you in bed first, then kill you in the most brutal way. " "After all, as an avaricious person, how could I not seek the most beneficial way?" The children of destiny, even some heroines who did him and his family harm, will suffer as a result of his wrath. But in a realistic world, is everything as grey as he assumes? Watch as our Luke builds his own harem of beautiful heroines and rules over the world. Watch his growth as he explores the unknown. ~~~~~~~~~ Author's note: ~ No NTR ~ 18+ content ~ Harem exists. ~ Please help a new writer. ~ Criticism is welcome, but please be respectful. ~ Incest ? Idk maybe. Not sure for now.

Roland finds himself caught up in the dangerous world of organized crime after borrowing money to save his girlfriend's life. He discovers that he is actually the heir to a massive family fortune and starts to build a new life for himself. However, his ex-girlfriend and her rich friends continue to belittle him at every turn, and he finds himself facing even more perilous situations as he navigates this new world of wealth and power. As Roland tries to make a name for himself, he finds that he is constantly beset by enemies, both old and new. He must make difficult decisions about who to trust and what path to take, all while keeping his head above water in a sea of danger and intrigue. Will Roland ever truly find peace and security, or will he be pulled further into the world of organized crime? The future is uncertain, and only time will tell if he can survive the dangers that await him.

"You're a dirty poor orphan, who doesn't belong here in this University!" Mason Williams is a 21-year-old college student who is constantly reminded that he is irreverent and wretched by society, but everything changes when death slaps him into the life of a celestial billionaire heir. "My name is Mason William the Second, son of Grace William the First, heir to the Williams empire, host of the celestial system, and the master of the celestial assassins. With this, I pray heaven will help those who trespass me!"

Everything was taken from him, the girlfriend he loved, his promotion and even the means to work elsewhere. However, everything changed when the Ethereal Adventure System arrived. a system that would give him real life money and superhuman abilities for completing task which mainly involved travelling to other worlds. Would he grasp this opportunity completely? would he become the apex of humanity. you can check this out by following his journey. I own the copyright to this cover including all parts and cover

Benedict Muller was born in the modern time when the evolution of technology and science made waves in human genetics and the universe. Everyone has special powers. There are rankings based on the level of their powers. The possessors of these powers are called Aetherians, and they began to rule civilisations around the world after a major change. Only rich families will always excel as they influence to be in control. Poor people like Benedict Muller could only accept the conditions, especially since his family lost their wealth. When Benedict was 18 years old, he decided to join a military group to fight and earn a decent living. With last hope and strong determination, Benedict took the test. But before he knew it, the greatest evolution of science happened. The system synchronised with Benedict. It was time for Benedict Muller to rise.

You know exactly what I mean," she blurts, her voice filled with frustration. "I know you wanted a life of wealth, far from the wretched one you live and I wanted to offer you that if you had just taken my offer and back out" She spat. He feels a surge of anger rising within him, fueled by her accusations. "Shut up!" He snapped, his voice laced with bitterness. Yet he hurriedly forced a thin lipped smile. "You know Exactly what I'm saying is right.," she retorts, her orbs blazing with a mix of anger and disgust. "I will never be able to love you, Ares! You are undeserving of me! I deserve way much better than your crap!" she seethes with venom, her words laced with anger and disdain. He can't help but chuckle, unable to contain his amusement. "And you think I'd settle for a brat like you? You will never be enough for me," he retorted, his voice dripping with sarcasm. ••• Ares, wrongly imprisoned for 3 years, seeks justice after being framed by a rich kid. A mysterious old man in jail teaches him martial arts and medicine. On release, Ares finds his mother blind and his father dead due to the rich kid's revenge. Ares vows to seek retribution.

Everyone treated Althon badly. His lover even played tricks on him and betrayed him by having an affair with a rich man. When he thought his life was ruined, a man came with an army and said, "Young Master, we have finally found you. You are the greatest heir of the richest family in the world." Althon was shocked. Cover by Meganovel