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He saw the end of mankind and suffered a miserable death. But when he opened his eyes, he was back thirty years before his death. Since he had a possible second chance, he decided to become the strongest and survive that miserable end. To become the ultimate wizard. ‘This time I will start with the very beginning.’ He wanted to start before the end of the earth, which was bound to happen in five years. The VR game The Endless. The passage to the planet Yuriel before the end of the earth. If he could become the strongest while he was an immortal player, he would have a chance to escape that tragedy. To people who didn’t know the truth, it was just a game. To people who knew the truth, it was their future. To Jason, who knew the future, it was his ticket to survival. … ‘Let me use thirty years of my experience. Ah… I never played The Endless in my previous life. Great!’ ‘I know all about planet Yuriel. But, in five more years….’ ‘I have no time to join a Guild. I can’t babysit anyone.’ … “Join our guild if you want the money to buy a VR cabin. ” … ‘I have to focus all my time on getting stronger.’ “There is no food in the village.” .. “Hey, where are you going? You brought a child here and trying to leave? She is your child now, so take care of her.” “Eh… I will come back soon.” ‘Damn it. Didn’t I say, ‘I don’t want to be a babysitter’?’ … “That child is cursed.” “Did you say she is cursed? Say that again, I will kill you.” … ‘Right. Why did I start playing this game, again?’

“Shut up, you moronic criminal!” His mother-in-law screamed. “How could you disgrace my family by stealing a common wallet? I want you to understand that this is the last time you will ever step your thieving foot in my house. Your marriage to my daughter is over! Onwards, you no longer belong to this family…” Abandoned by his birth parents at the age of five, forced to take care of his sick brother all alone and later kicked out by his in-laws for a crime he did not commit, Alexander Easton has gotten his fair share of abuse, insults and humiliation. His life takes a dramatic turn when members of “The Conglomerate of Billionaires” approach him with news that he’s their long lost Chief Master. Months later, Alex returns to exact a fiery revenge on all who ever dared to ridicule him. Starting with his in-laws and former boss, no one will escape his wrath…

"What happened is, you are nothing but a poor and wretched husband, I was stupid leaving my wealthy family to marry a scumbag like you, and now I am an outcast from my own family because of you" Hannah blasted. "But I thought we loved each other" "Yes. I did, but you're not worth it, you can't take good care of me Marcus. I mean look at my skin, it's all dark and filled with spots, one year with you was more than hell. And I'm comfortable with my new job, and I'm earning more than you can ever afford" she abused. When this happens to you, when your wife cheated on you and felt no remorse, when she rejected you in public. There's only one thing to do. Be rich Follow Marcus on his epic journey towards retribution.

"If you bark for me like a good little dog, I might let you stay and sweep the floor. That’s all you’re good for anyway." "You couldn’t even afford a decent suit for my wedding. Did you dig that out of a dumpster? Oh, wait—maybe that’s your new home." Louis was insulted by his ex wife. He was standing his ex wife wedding, she has no regrets for cheating on him. But little did she knew the place where her wedding took place, the island was owned by Louis Kinder. He was trillionaire heir, not a pathetic lapdog husband.

🏆 ["Sliver Medal" in System Category of "Meganovel Annual Writing Contest 2022"] 🏆 ‘Perhaps being stuck in a game isn’t so bad!’, Kyle thought moments before he was mistaken for a hidden boss by a rather dim, but quite powerful knight. That was the moment he learned what immediate regret meant. Kyle was an ordinary student at an insignificant university. Being the pinnacle of ‘average’, his life was as mundane as it could get, that is, until he found himself unable to log out of the full dive game that had recently released. Life in a game wasn’t too bad, that is if one’s not hunted day and night by the players, who mistook him for a special hidden boss with near human level A.I. And no amount of trying to convince them that he was, in fact, human helped. He survived a while until a knight kicked him though a boss door in a dungeon. Usually, facing a lich at such a low level would be a death sentence. By all means, it should have been. But lady luck smiled on him for once in his absolutely mundane life, and he found himself in the possession of said lich. About as confused as he can get, Kyle’s new life took a rather awkward and bizarre turn. And as such, his life of adventure fille with colourful and quirky characters, ferocious monsters and downright terrifying encounters began!

Being betrayed and humiliated by his girlfriend right in front of hundreds of students, Norman had to accept the fact of being the most embarrassing man at Dorhaven University. They laughed at him, insulted him, and looked down on him. And, as Norman fell into indescribable rage and despair, a blue hologram that gave great hope emerged from his vision. [Congratulations, Host. You are currently connected to the Destiny Changer System! Your terrible fate will soon turn wonderful!] Can Norman really change his destiny with this? Will Norman be able to take revenge for all the insults they have given him? I own the copyright to the cover.

Several years after the first apocalypse on earth, Furio, the son of the heroes who saved humanity, along with his teacher and friends, will dedicate themselves to looking for the golden angel to fulfill the prophecy of avoiding the second apocalypse on his second planet. , Zaturda, where they will face legions led by the Akuma king, It depends on Furio and the other warriors, the future of the remaining human race

Zane a graduate who became successful after he graduated from college. He was sentence to five years imprison for physically abusing a man who harrased his girlfriend. His girlfriend betrayed him by marrying the man who sent him to jail. Zane became the Lord of the biggest organization and the most richest man in the country. What will you do if you were Zane?

Lu Zhen is the young master of Lu branch family. He is crippled in a fight against Jin Ha and his Dao Heart is broken. This leads to his cultivation stagnating and after painstakingly cultivating for three years without improvement he commits suicide in a forest. An opportunity than represents itself. The blood essence of a powerful beast, the Supreme White Lion, fuses with his body and the soul of this beast accepts Lu Zhen. It is now Lu Zhen and Lu Zhen is it. "This time, I'll get my revenge, I'll trample all of you beneath my feet and as for the Heavens. I'll stand above them, everything and everyone will bow beneath my feets. I SHALL BECOME...THE BEAST EMPEROR! "

"You are parasite! You are the biggest disgrace in my family! I hate you so much!" For three years as Camille Abraham's husband, William always endured all the insults that were given to him. He suffered everything, but the only thing he could never accept is Camille's cheating. Now he won't put up with all those humiliation, because he is not that poor son-in-law anymore...