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18+ __ Reaching forward, she ran her hand over his hard, well defined abs. “Its pretty.” Zique held her hand against him, pride shooting through him like electricity. A man’s body wasn’t something to be called pretty, but she could call his whatever she wanted to. “Thank you.” He slid her hand further down, running it along the length of his covered c*ck. “I wonder what you’d have to say about this.” The hardness made Kiara gasped and when he dropped his underwear, she was utterly flabbergasted. It was the size of her hand, unbelievable but true. “Huge...?” Zique smirked. “I thought you’d call it pretty too.” ___ As ruthless as the devil, Zique Blud reigned above all the other alpha's. He was feared by most, looked up to by many and only a few had the courage to test him. He hated the weak, detested them with his whole heart, which was exactly why he crushed them...But crushing them ended up being the reason why he was cursed by the goddess... In ten years...he needed to find his mate or the thread around his heart would tighten until it killed him. _ Kiara Cole had been locked away from the world all her life, she was weak, without a wolf...thus why the alpha of the Silver Rain pack decided to isolate her from the world... At ten, she had watched him kill her parents and now at 19 years old, she finally got a wolf, only to find out that the man who had stolen half of her life, would be the man to spend the rest of it with her. # Dark Werewolf Romance#

🏆[No.3 "Best Face-slapping" of "Leap To The Top" Contest]🏆 Derek Brook, married to the daughter of the Reid's but lives majority of his life as a slave. Life becomes tiring the day he got so frustrated and decided to seek for a job from his hostile mother in law. However, things take a new turn when he got more than hostility in that same day. Read rise of the sole heir to learn about the new turn.

Dennis Damara was abandoned by his wife, Jesselyn, because he was considered unable to provide for his family. So far, Dennis Damara, who works as a driver, gives most of his income to his wife, but Jesselyn doesn't manage money well and prefers to spend it. Dennis, who is still recovering from the pain of being abused and abandoned by his wife, must accept the harsh reality that Jesselyn has decided to become Mr. Raymond’s girlfriend, who happened to be Dennis' employer. Dennis is desperate for revenge on his ex-wife and former employer.

Johnathan Cross, an average university student gets treated worse than trash by his rich peers and teachers. On the day everyone is getting the greatest news of their lives, Johnathan gets informed that he only has 3 months to live. Johnathan’s life is over and everyone celebrates. Johnathan prays for his death to come sooner so he can escape from his life of misery. In the darkness of the night, Johnathan has one last hope left and he wishes for his life to change for the better. The next time Johnathan wakes up, he couldn’t believe what his life has become overnight.

What defines a person? Is it who they're friends with? Their social status? Their family name? Or is it their actions? Lucien Verglas is a poor commoner living in the town of Cleardale. He and his parents barely have enough to put food on the table, but they are a loving family. The Verglas used to be a name of royalty, but that status was stripped because of the first monarch's actions. Now, Lucien has to withstand discrimination of all sorts from everyone. Forbidden to use ice magic, he and his family struggles day to day... or can he change that? Why was his family cast out? What did the first monarch do? Join Lucien on his adventure to find the truth behind his family's discrimination, all while trying to fight off monsters and others that want him killed.

Alec found himself reincarnated into a world where magic reigned supreme. He was initially confused by the turn of events, but little did he know that this was just the beginning of a much more extraordinary journey. As fate would have it, he soon discovered that he was the illegitimate son of one of the most influential families in the capital, the Blaze Clan but His grandfather, taking on the responsibility, cared for him until he was old enough to embark on his path as a mage. Ironically, Alec never truly grasped the significance of his family's ancient secrets, dismissing them as trivial. However, everything changed when he awakened his dormant system and gain abilities that made him unique. From that moment on, he dedicated himself to becoming one of the world's most renowned mages, all while working towards fulfilling his grandfather's unfulfilled aspirations and carrying on the golem mages' legacy.

“We can kill him now, he is of no use to us anymore” these were the words Nick Furgesson heard as he wanted to open the door to his father’s room….. fuck, an eye opener. He thought he was the favorite son of the world richest man, Gregory Furgesson. What he heard next almost made him puke blood, he was adopted?he wasn’t the hair to the large conglomerate his father has?and he was about to be killed because he had done all the dirty work his supposed father wanted him to do? “Run away nick or you won’t be able to take revenge on him for what he has done” he heard his sister’s voice from behind him. Like lightning he ran out of the house into the dark streets of London where he was knocked down by a black Bentley and the story changed. Five years later, Nick is back to take revenge on his deadly father and household for wanting to kill him but he says to his foster sister, “ Don’t worry Fedora, I will not let anyone in the world touch you, you saved my life five years back. Let me repay the debt” and he also says to his wife,” the world i plan to give Fedora, you are also at liberty to do whatever you want with it, I will back you ladies up and no one will be able to hurt you no matter where you are on planet earth.

Ralph Scott Taylor, wealthy businessman and CEO of the most renowned Lintel group of Companies had planned his revenge down to every last detail…he would shake the Abbey's perfect world till they came begging for mercy. He would make them pay for taking what was rightfully his. Nineteen years ago, Malcolm Abbey had killed Ralph's parents. Now the Jilted son is back, richer and better….and he wants his company as well as their lives. The game is revenge, the Mission is marriage, when two stubborn wills clash….Sparks fly.

[System has been activated][Congratulations! Host has fulfilled all the requirements to become the master of 'The Tycoon System'][The system will help you become the greatest tycoon in the world][System Pairing with Host: 20%...40%...60%...80%...100%][System pairing with host has been successful]*******Aiden's family was poor. His father needed surgery after a fatal attack and his girlfriend was also cheating on him. As a result of his desperate desire to save his father's life, both he and his mother were humiliated by her wealthy family. Aiden felt the world had turned against him when nobody wanted to help him. Until he suddenly received a notification that could change his life forever.

"Watch and learn. On how the person you called a pathetic commoner would be the one to bring you to your knees." - Augustus Fordman. *** In a world that shunned him, August Fordman was the perpetual outcast. From being labeled as the "pathetic commoner" to the heartbreak of Samantha betraying him, followed by a reputation-shattering scheme, he reached rock bottom. But this was the last time everyone could cast stones at him. Rising from the ashes, he reclaims his true heritage as the heir to the highest-ranking family. Now armed with immense power and wealth, he vowed a promise to himself: They'll soon taste the torment he once endured. He will return the same pain everyone made him feel!