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Xander Kings is a poor university student who barely eats three square meals, he is always disgraced and insulted by his rich classmates and his heart got broken when he was chasing the girl of his dreams because of his poverty. Xander is so ashamed of his financial status and wishes that he is dead but little did he know about his true identity and his fortune was about to change when he met his grandfather. His new path is now filled with investment and vengeance as an only heir to the family’s multi billionaire empire.

Maximus Akkris Gayle was a poor student, abandoned by his father's family. His girlfriend betrayed him, making him lose his temper and almost caused his own death. Not just that, his girlfriend left him for his step brother, Daniel Akkris Gayle. Maximus angrily attacked the Kera kingdom heir, making Daniel unleash his ability on him. Knocked out cold, he was presumed dead by his brother and his girlfriend showed no remorse towards what had befallen him. However, that was to be the end of his misfortunes because he awakened a system, The Ozilla Gold System which supplied him with money, and plethora of abilities endlessly. In exchange, Maximus will perform missions to earn system coins, which can then be used to acquire more wealth from the system. He can finally take revenge on those who trampled on him, dominating the world while helping the needy. **** But the endless supply of money didn't come free. The life-threatening missions which the system sends him on were objects of eternal nightmares to the hero, who suddenly found out that the fate of the entire world rests on his shoulders. Join Maximus Akkris Gayle in his thrilling but frightening adventures and face-slapping missions, having a wonderful time is definitely assured. THE OZILLA GOLD SYSTEM...

Eric gets humiliated by his wife, whom he loves so much and has a little son with, he is tagged as a man without identity because he bears his wife's name and doesn't have knowledge of his birth family. His mother-in-law urges her daughter to part with him, then he meets with an unexpected fortune, which is greater than winning the lottery. What will happen when the company where his abusers are working now belongs to him? Revenge is full in his mind and he's determined to make those that abused him go low on their knees.

The Judge nodded and a gleeful smile formed across his mouth. "On the basis of the prosecutor and evidences, I declare Elijah guilty of sexual assault to Miss Chloe." Elijah looked at the Judge, his eyes as dead as last year's snow. He didn't say anything. "As punishment for your actions, Mr Elijah," the judge announced coldly and unforgivingly. "You'll be stripped of your inheritance from Lord Owen. You're hereby sentenced to spend the next eight years in prison with nothing to your name." The judge banged his gravel, sealing Elijah's grim fate. "You'll regret this," Elijah grinded his teeth bitterly, tears smarting his eyes. "I swear to God, I'll make every single one of you pay!"

Despite being dedicated to his job for several years, Asher Parker, a master mechanic, continues to be looked down upon and mistreated. Asher is only paid below the minimum wage standard. As if fate truly hates him, Asher discovers that his girlfriend, who has been taking most of the money from his salary, has cheated on him and broken up with him. Amid his despair, Asher experienced something out of his mind. His life was about to change drastically. [RING!] [Do you want to accept the consortium system? Yes/No] [Open mission: spend all the money available to change your fate. Become a super urban man!]

🏆["Golden Medal" in The Most Popular Novel of "Meganovel Annual Writing Contest 2022"]🏆 After dying from jumping out of a skyscraper with his bully, he got reincarnated as the weak son of Lord Enzo. Aleric Swore never to be bullied again and he needed strength inorder for that to happen, so he started his training.

I am a fool in a world I cannot comprehend, but in my world, I am an Ace." ~ Sultan Armstrong. *** EXTRACT: Sultan's own reflection in the water, the Fool, began to animate, mouthing the words he was saying. Huh?! Sultan's eyes widened in disbelief. "What the hell?" Sultan whispered, stepping back from the pool. "W..what are you?" His voice rose, tinged with fear. ...... "I am you. You are me. I am the Fool. You are the Fool. We are the Fool."

🏆 ["Bronze Medal" in "The Most Popular Novel" of "Meganovel Annual Writing Contest 2022"] 🏆 Gary Dem is a person with a secret. He does everything he can to keep this from the people he cares about. For his path is one that led him to become part of the underworld. It was only meant to be a side job, he was never meant to dig in too deep, but on a mission for his gang, something went wrong, something changed him. [You have 5 days until the next full moon] [Your bloodlust is increasing] The lone wolf... is about to go on a hunt!

The entire Carmichael family looked on in curiosity as the convoy of Fords rolled into the mansion's grounds. It looked like a King was making his entrance. The cars came to a stop and a driver ran over to pull the passenger door open. Luke stepped down from the car and shocked silence swept through the Humsworth family. He looked at them, a smug smirk curving his lips. "L-luke?" His wife, Fiona, stuttered. "In the flesh. Hello, in-laws, your wretched son-in-law is finally home…" *** What would you do if you were insulted and shamed by your wife's family for being poor, but one day, you discover that you're the heir to a lost fortune? Luke Bradford is the average, wretched son-in-law of the rich Carmichael family. He is shamed, disgraced and abused by his wife's family until one day, he finds out that he's the heir to a Diamond empire running into trillions of dollars. Luke returns with one thing on his mind…to take revenge on every single person who dared to hurt him in the past, but the Humsworth family have also vowed that a low class peasant like him will never lord over them. Taking a path through drug money, lies, deceit, treachery…and even the deadly mafia, will he succeed, or will the sneaky Humsworth family clip his feathers before he can even fly?

Bruce is seen as trash in Mr Chase's family. His wife was involved in a hit and run and he asked his Father for help but he refused and his in-laws tried to blackmail to sign over any inheritance he got so they could help him ,but before he could get the money it was too late because his wife died. He was offered money and a Mansion to bury the investigation of his wife but he refused to take the money and wanted justice for his wife,his wicked in-laws kicked him out of the house because of his refusal to accept the money and his Father abandoned him. In his state of despair he promised to find whoever killed his wife no matter the cost and make them pay. ***Excerpt from the book*** "Why would you want to ruin my life?You have become a monster like your grandfather." Mr Chase yelled and I burst out laughing causing Mr Chase to back away. I stared him dead in the eyes,no trace of a smile on my face. "Father,I will become your nightmare if you don't tell me who killed my wife." I said my voice low and calm, void of any emotion.