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For Henry James, being adopted into the Wilson family felt more like servitude than kinship. When he dares to love Lily Wilson, the daughter of his adoptive parents, their world crumbles. Cast out from the Wilson household, Henry and Lily struggle to survive in a dingy flat, facing rejection at every turn. Their plight worsens as Henry finds himself barred from employment opportunities, leaving the couple trapped in a cycle of poverty and despair. But just when hope seems lost, an unexpected revelation emerges from an unlikely source. An elderly man, recently released from prison, unveils a long-kept secret: Henry's late father had entrusted his entire estate to the old man's care, ensuring Henry's inheritance and the preservation of the James family legacy.

Neglected and despised by his extended family, his father died when he was only 10 years old, his mother lay in hospital and needed surgery, Lein lived a life of extreme misery. He is willing to do anything to cure his mother. Kneel and prostrate? Kiss your feet? Lick your shoes? He will do anything! However, no one bothered to help him, until a notification from the system appeared in his vision. [Congratulations! You are the luckiest human among billions of humans in this world! Be the true ruler of this minuscule world!] [3...2...1...] [System is adjusted according to Host's needs and wishes. Analysis begins!] [4...3...2...1...Analysis complete!] [System starts!] Follow Lein's journey to reach the pinnacle of life! "Look! Everything is finally under the control of my feet!" Season 1: Chapter 1 - Chapter 167 Season 2: On-going I own the copyright to the cover.

Elijah is treated like trash, his life fell apart when his only support which was his mother died of cancer, his girlfriend betrayed him and he was treated like a nobody by his new rich in-laws due to his poverty. When Elijah was desperate to die out of shame and humiliation, a mysterious old man told him his real identity. Now, he's no longer the useless son-in-law , he became a secretly rich billionaire and he vows to take revenge.

At the age of 15, Gavin had promised his father on his dying bed never to reveal his true identity as the Roman heir and how rich he was, and to take care of his family's ancestral home. He lived a modest life and fend for himself, abandoning the family's wealth that was locked up in a bank. He tried several business attempts and failed, he got married to Meghan Stallion, the daughter of the wealthy Stallion family. Together with Meghan, they lived in his family's ancenstral mansion. Life had become so tough for them and the mockery increased with the situation. Gavin now works as a delivery guy and a security guard in the same company but his multiple jobs couldn't resolve the enormous debt that swallowed him and his wife. Everyone despised him and even his wife began to see him as a disappointment. After taking huge loans from the bank to start up several businesses that failed, the bank came for their money and now he had to forfeit his family's ancestral mansion to the bank. His in-laws began making arrangements to marry his wife off to some billionaire for business purposes and to save her from the impending shame and embarrassment. His ancestral mansion is at stake. His marriage is at stake. Yet he holds the key that could solve all his problems but at the expense of his promise to his dying father. What does he do? FIND OUT!

Lucian Storm knew there was a void in his past. At just five years old, he found himself swimming to shore, unaware of his own identity. He was found and saved by a mafia lord who was interested in him after seeing that the boy was stronger than an average human. Not just that, his irises… they were gold. Raised as a skilled gangster, he grew into a wealthy and handsome man. However, his downfall came when he fell for a woman. He could have died, but his Golden Eye System activated, revealing to him the secrets that lie on Earth and giving him the power to fight his enemies— the demons living among humans. In the process, he also uncovered the truth about his past.

Cielo repeated his life, but this time, he is the contractor of his clan’s guardian beast—the formidable Black Serpent! With his newly gained God’s Eyes, will he be able to stop his grueling fate? With his newly gained guardian beast, will he be able to save his family whom he failed to protect in the first timeline? “The dark side of humanity created the greatest monster the world has ever seen, and he is Young Master Cielo Regalia.”

Jackson lost everything the night they kicked him out of the Family. His life was a piece of rag until an old man appeared. Jackson Raven, now Jackson Taylor, is preparing gifts to pay them back. A/N Many thanks to @dobolyuvV for the gorgeous cover

After treating his blind and paralyzed wife and helping her career, Alden Lawson only finds his marriage crumbling. They laughed at Alden and made him the butt of jokes without knowing who he really was and the consequences of their decisions. However, their time to laugh was over. now is the time for the antagonists to regret and ask for forgiveness.

Dylan Clifford, once an arrogant and feared billionaire lost everything he owned to his family after the death of his parents. Even his so-called wife rendered him useless. He was humiliated in so many ways until a man he has always heard of but never seen came to him and handed him the key to the number one wealthiest company in the country.

🏆Best Face Slapping Novel In ["Leap To The Top"] contest. [Silver] "Slap!" "Leave my house Oliver! I need a divorce." Oliver left the house with tears in his eyes after his wife had said, on his way a phone call from overseas came in. "Youngmaster Storm, you're the son of the most powerful business woman in the world and the heir of trillion dollar assets." With 50 billion, the once useless son-in-law becomes the Incredible son-in-law.