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Damien Blackwell, a.k.a Mr. Nerdy attempted to end his life on a bridge when his ex-girlfriend betrays him for a wealthier man, his own boss. In the middle of his contemplation, a woman dressed like a mafia approaches and saves him from destroying himself. When asked why, Ash Harlock reveals to him his true identity. "You are the eldest son of the Blackwell family, and I, Ash, will be your companion. Master, let us bring retribution over them." ______ Expected Chapters - 150

William was your typical weak, poor son-in-law in a world where money and magic went hand in hand. His daily life was filled with humiliation, sadness and pain. Until, one day, after an unfortunate event, Help appeared in the form of.... [[ WEALTH SYSTEM ONLINE ]] [[ Unlimited Money has been added to your account ]] DING!! [[ You spent 100 million dollar ]] [[ +10 Wealth Point ]] [[ Strength has increased ]] [[ Magic has increased ]]

Kieran Lau is a military man who is on a mission. He experienced a tragic life accident and ended up in another universe with so many cultivators around him. Kieran later discovered that the mysterious system came to save him and gave him an unbelievable power. He is no ordinary man anymore.

"I will remember the faces of all of you, and wait for my revenge!" Chen Long said before his death... His soul sped up and migrated into the body of a newly deceased baby which. Until the baby and its soul can live again His ambition was ignited to become an invincible Sword God along with past memories of the Sword God Book by engraving his name in the unforgettable legend....

"Father… Father…. Please stay with me." "Who were those out?" "Some soldiers from Mayca in Tadeas. They were looking for you. They say your name is Ronald Rodgers. Is that true?" "Yes son… They're right… my real name is Ronald Rodgers, but I had my reason for keeping it from you all these years." Newton coughed, as blood flowed from his mouth. Life was gradually leaving his body and Gabriel could notice it. "Promise me one thing…." "Whatever it is." "Promise me that you will never trust anyone from Tadeas, nor even think of going there." "I promise." ***** Gabriel spoke to himself as though he was with his father's spirit. "Forgive me father. But I must go to Tadeas. I have to learn about myself, why you were killed and why your killers are now looking for me."

Charles is a pathetic man. A man who is placed in an orphanage and is always belittled by his girlfriend. One day he finds out that his girlfriend is having an affair and on the same day he gets the fact that he is the main heir of the Duke family. What do you think will happen next?

-[You have Obtained the Vampire Progenitor System] -[Begin your journey as the son of the moon and the embodiment of darkness] . . The world has changed. Super humans known as Magis walk the earth, wielding an esoteric force known as beta. Aiden is always ridiculed by his peers due to his inability to wield beta force. However, through a twist of incidents, he awakens something even better than beta force; The Vampire Progenitor System! . . I retain Copyright to the book cover

He's back, and he will destroy them all! ****** Alexander Winthrop was the son of a powerful aristocratic family, the richest in the country. However, after his mom died, he was set-up, and exiled at the age of seventeen to cater for himself, without a penny. With his hardwork, he saw himself through school and established a multimillion dollar pharmaceutical company. The fast rising company arose greed which made his girlfriend conspire to send him to prison, deceiving him into signing his wealth to her. When he discovered her treachery by a stroke of coincidence, his broken heart turned into a nightmarish dark one. ***** And now… They call him god because there was nothing he could not do. He was incomparable, unfathomable and mysterious. No one knows the full extent of his powers or wealth. If he says he will make blood rain down on Capitol or make it snow in Sahara desert, it damn well would! He was an existence all others can only look up to. But his cold, merciless heart was not always so dark. People made people change into the demons they became. And so he arose…. A demon created by a thirst for vengeance, and the blood of the betrayers around him. A mad killing machine with infinite powers and wealth, commanding fear and awe in the hearts of men. He was Lord Dracula, the king of hell. A demon called god.

David is a man who sucks. His name is only David, does not have a family name. Discarded, wasted. Not strong and not rich. A husband of Lily and an unwanted son-in-law. Every day he always gets insults from his mother-in-law, and the surrounding people, even his own wife, no longer respect him because of his very poor condition. David couldn’t make his wife and mother-in-law happy, so they thought he deserved the humiliation. David was so helpless. He could only accept his bad luck. His job, which only works as someone who provides cleaning services from house to house, does not work as he wants. He rarely gets a call for his services. But then, suddenly some men in black come to him to give him a salute and then called him a boss. What happens? Why did they call him to come back and offer him a lot of money and power? What will happen to David? Will he take the offer and become the great man? Or does he rejects it and keeps his poor life?

Reborn with all his memories, an Immortal King is determined to immediately resolve all his past regrets. However, he discovered that things were not that simple. A huge and hidden conspiracy, which seemed to make him a chess piece had been prepared in advance! And a big secret that has not been revealed will bring him into chaos! But he was undeterred and laughed up to the sky. “The Heavens and the World are one thing. Heaven and Hell are two. Two in one, everything is under my will." "I am the Immortal King! Want to destroy the King? Are you worthy?"