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He's back, and he will destroy them all! ****** Alexander Winthrop was the son of a powerful aristocratic family, the richest in the country. However, after his mom died, he was set-up, and exiled at the age of seventeen to cater for himself, without a penny. With his hardwork, he saw himself through school and established a multimillion dollar pharmaceutical company. The fast rising company arose greed which made his girlfriend conspire to send him to prison, deceiving him into signing his wealth to her. When he discovered her treachery by a stroke of coincidence, his broken heart turned into a nightmarish dark one. ***** And now… They call him god because there was nothing he could not do. He was incomparable, unfathomable and mysterious. No one knows the full extent of his powers or wealth. If he says he will make blood rain down on Capitol or make it snow in Sahara desert, it damn well would! He was an existence all others can only look up to. But his cold, merciless heart was not always so dark. People made people change into the demons they became. And so he arose…. A demon created by a thirst for vengeance, and the blood of the betrayers around him. A mad killing machine with infinite powers and wealth, commanding fear and awe in the hearts of men. He was Lord Dracula, the king of hell. A demon called god.

Daniel Biao was kicked out of his family when he was only 10. From that day he was adopted by a mystery old man, who taught him all kinds of knowledge. At the age of 16, he became the best killer on Dark Web. At 17 he got his PhD degree in the best university. At 20 he became the most famous doctor among the rich guys... However, when he was 24, he disappeared. The richest men are all trying to find out him to save their lives, people on dark web are trying to find him to assassinate their enemies... In Cloud city, a young man walked into Wilson family, he took out a marriage contract and was mocked. “The loser like you want to marry our daughter? It’s a daydream!” But Daniel just shredded the contract. “No, I’m here to regret it.”

Reborn with all his memories, an Immortal King is determined to immediately resolve all his past regrets. However, he discovered that things were not that simple. A huge and hidden conspiracy, which seemed to make him a chess piece had been prepared in advance! And a big secret that has not been revealed will bring him into chaos! But he was undeterred and laughed up to the sky. “The Heavens and the World are one thing. Heaven and Hell are two. Two in one, everything is under my will." "I am the Immortal King! Want to destroy the King? Are you worthy?"

You can call him the demon slayer, master of all tongues, world traveler or dragon rider, he was the God of lightening in his previous life but in this life, he is determined to be stronger so with his OP system and his knowledge of his previous life, he will fight enemies make friends while discovering dangerous secrets that will cause destruction when it falls into the wrong hands, this is the story of the strongest Esper on his path to immortality.

Damien Blackwell, a.k.a Mr. Nerdy attempted to end his life on a bridge when his ex-girlfriend betrays him for a wealthier man, his own boss. In the middle of his contemplation, a woman dressed like a mafia approaches and saves him from destroying himself. When asked why, Ash Harlock reveals to him his true identity. "You are the eldest son of the Blackwell family, and I, Ash, will be your companion. Master, let us bring retribution over them." ______ Expected Chapters - 150

What if you discovered that everything you ever wanted lies in your past? Living a happy but riddled life with his wife, Aidan's life took a drastic turn when he lost his sight and his wife whom he thought loved him tells him the real intentions behind their marriage. Being blind means been expired and his wife's tycoon family has no use for such, he was considered a liability. Just when he thought the worst had happened, an accident creates a turn around and his past offers him an empire and a revelation that makes him thirsty for vengeance!

"You can't subdue me to a position I've never dreamt of... To you, I'm worthless and poor, but I believe there's more to me being myself." "You should stop forcing me to turn, and going in from behind, I'm not an open door meant for every passerby..." These were the wailing and sobbing words from Kendrick, the trampled son-in-law. His world battered and soiled. Once a proud man, a family’s test found him a solace, entangled with Louis in a world of passion and pleasure. But as they say, "time flies." His newfound world crumbled, he finds himself, a maid to the Roger's family, pride succumbed by love, duty exchanged for servitude. Beaten and battered, mocked and humiliated, Vulgar words pierced through his eardrums daily, causing his eyes to widen in surprise, and his jaw to clench in pain. But then, the hands of time turned. Kendrick's resilience begins to awaken. With his secret heritage revealed, he prepares to reclaim his destiny. Will the Roger's family realize who Kendrick truly is before it's too late? Or will Kendrick’s transformation from humiliated servant to powerful heir shatter their world forever?

William was your typical weak, poor son-in-law in a world where money and magic went hand in hand. His daily life was filled with humiliation, sadness and pain. Until, one day, after an unfortunate event, Help appeared in the form of.... [[ WEALTH SYSTEM ONLINE ]] [[ Unlimited Money has been added to your account ]] DING!! [[ You spent 100 million dollar ]] [[ +10 Wealth Point ]] [[ Strength has increased ]] [[ Magic has increased ]]

Reincarnation is sometimes a good thing, but it's a different story when you talk about how it happened. Most religious theories demonstrate that as long as a person acquires a lot of karmic value, they will be able to reincarnate, whereas others believe that reincarnation occurs immediately after death. But it was a different and strange story for Roland. He is a gamer and was beta testing a new MMO videogame when a strange notification appeared on his screen. He thought it was one of those useless ads and tried to cancel it, but the ad refused to leave so he clicked accept. After answering the strange question, a countdown began and a vortex appeared. He was reincarnated, or rather, he was forcibly transported to a new world full of mystery and, of course, exciting magical adventure and he was able to unlock. THE Ultimate system "I own the right to the cover"

Ethan's treated real bad by his rich wife, Amelia and her Family . One day, he watched helplessly as his wife cheat on him in their matrimonial bed with another guy, while forced to cook for them and sent on errand to buy condom too: Oh, yes. You must prepare a special dinner tonight. Richard loves the lobster risotto. Don't mess it up this time. And, um, make sure you buy... condom on your way back from the market. You know, just in case." "Condom? And who is Richard? Amelia, this is getting out of hand. I can't keep doing this." "Ethan, don't be difficult. This is what I expect from you. Just do as you're told, and maybe you won't mess things up for once." "I'm not your servant, Amelia. This has to stop. I won't be a part of this anymore." "Oh, please. You're just a lowly cook. Who else would want you? Now, do as you're told, or there will be consequences."