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'Life is never fair for everyone' Lee Seung Tsu works part-time in an internet café and is responsible for taking care of his little sister and grandmother. Lee Seung Tsu was born into a poor family, so he has to work hard for his family. Nevertheless, Lee Seung Tsu never abandoned life and always tried for his family. He simply wanted to ensure that his younger sister could attend school without worrying about their financial situation. The opportunity presented itself with the launch of a game that uses virtual reality called Authority. A game which is called a new era of fusion of the real world with the digital world. Through virtual reality technology, the gaming authority provides absolute richness for players who can master the game. Through the game Authority, Lee Seung Tsu tries to make his dream of being the best in the game come true. Lee Seung Tsu wants to raise a lot of money from the Authority game to support his family's needs.

Victor just wish to live his life in peace. However, life is just to cruel to him, as he live his life beaten and degrade all the time. At some point in his life, Victor will end up in the brink of death. As he reminisce the past, a voice out of nowhere spoke to him. "Who's there?" Victor yelled "You need not worry, I am a friend." The voice spoke much clearer and sounded like child. "Who are you?" He asked again. "I'm the Watcher…" "Watcher?" With the help of the Watcher, Victor will turn his life around. As he fulfil the wish of others, he'll discover secrets about his family which lead him no choice but to take action. Action in which a life may be at stake.

"I, Commander Zander Rhett Guezz-swear to throw them to HELL!" *** After seven years of grueling military training and becoming a feared war commander, Zander returns to his hometown with one goal: revenge. However, his return brings deeper wounds than those on the battlefield. His girlfriend, a steadfast source of strength and comfort, has mysteriously disappeared. The profound loss ignited an uncontrollable rage within him, driving Zander to finish off whoever was responsible for that. Under the raging storm, Zander vowed that none of them would escape his wrath. With terrifying strength and unwavering determination, he would bring them to their knees and beg for mercy. *** Note: This book is the story of the son of 'Joseph Guezz' in my previous book: I AM NOT A POOR SON-IN LAW

In every world we see that power is the source for everything Power is present in novels which have romance and power is present in novels and comics which are based on it. When power is devided it gave rise to certain loopholes. Those loopholes in terms gives rise to a a power check between the ruler and ruled. Everything the ruler says is right and the ruled are the ones to bow before the will. Planet Liva is no different from that game. The power abuse gave rise to a protestant class will their leader be able to turn tables or will he become one of them.

After five years of a secret marriage, my wife, a cold and renowned chef, suddenly asked for a divorce. I smiled bitterly, left with nothing, and embarked on an extraordinary path, becoming an acclaimed automotive expert and a successful entrepreneur. Post-divorce, she regretted deeply after watching me, her former husband, dazzling and captivating countless hearts in the automotive world. She wished she hadn't acted rashly. Wanting to win me back, she even begged to visit my high-end car shop, hoping to reignite our old flame of love. "Honey, am I not captivating enough? Come back to me, please. I want to rebuild our life together." I frowned slightly, lips parting in a cold voice, "Madam, please restrain yourself. I am not your husband; so don't make such shameless claims. If you want to find fulfillment, please turn left and walk out the door to find whatever person you can." Once, you looked down on me and treated me like trash. Now, I stand at the peak of success, beyond your reach.

"I was born with a taboo bloodline , the heavens wanted me dead , the whole world was against me , I was alone ". Amon reminisced . The heavens deemed Amon a taboo because of his bloodline and he was hunted at birth . Lost his family , friends and master , young Amon who initially wanted to live an ordinary life and seek the path of immortality changed overnight. Since the heavens want me dead , I will shatter the heavens ! . Since the whole world is against me , then I will create a new era !. I will become that existence that will subvert the laws of the world . They called me a taboo , so I became an existence that surpassed a taboo . I became the primodial lord of chaos ! .

My life has been thrown into chaos by the catastrophe that had befallen the planet. I'm one of the "chosen ones" who have been granted extraordinary powers by the System and my mission is to fight monsters and complete perilous tasks in order to save humanity! But then, A prophecy confronted me, warning that I would bring about the end of humanity. "What a joke!" I said in disbelief. "I'm not going to let that prophecy dictate my life!" I strived to become the most powerful person and prove that my destiny was in my own hands! I wanted to have whatever my heart desired, from power and fame to wealth and even women. You need to follow my journey and witness how an ordinary person like me can become the strongest person, one who will shape the destiny of the world!

The edge of the Attorgron forests lay about fifty miles to the east.I could get good water there, and it was closer to me than the other water source I was going to, but it had its own set of issues.One reason would be that my pursuers would expect me to head there for water, in addition to the cover the forest could provide us as we headed north; however, I would unavoidably run into the Attorgron people at some point along the way. I was a wanted man with a bounty on my head to them.Because of that, I was well worth the effort it took for them to locate me and inject me with one of those poison darts they were so fond of.Thank you;Instead of dying from poison burning my insides, I would take my chances out in the open.

After the devastating war between demons and demigods that obliterated Earth, God recreated Earth and bestowed the Order of the Divine Sentinels to vanquish the demons and restore peace. However, as time passed, humans grew unfaithful to God and lost touch with the Divine Virtues. Suddenly, the demons reappeared from seclusion, launching a brutal attack that decimated half of the human population. Now, humanity must confront an even greater evil. Amongst the chaos, a child named Talon was born, only to have his life cut short as the demons drained every drop of his blood. But God, in his mercy, granted Talon his life back reincarnating him with system that wasn’t yet activated, waiting for him to grow. Talon's extraordinary journey of life began. Lacking parent’s and guardians he had to beg, steal, and even endure horrific experiments by scientists loosing his life again. “Your Time isn’t now! You must fulfill your destiny!” Talon finally activated the God system. [Congratulations! You have been blessed with the Divine blessings of God] [Life restoration 1%....2%....40%....70%....100%] [Life Restoration Complete!] [Divine Virtues Activated - ?????]

“You are so poor, so poor that even a church rat can feed you. Just leave and allow Alexander to have sex with me.” This was the life story of Julius Sabbath, an ordinary university student wallowing in the miry clay of financial incapability and societal disrespect. For their own amusement and satisfaction, everyone poked fun at him. It became worse when his girlfriend confidently cheated on him, and every student in the university knew about it. When everything became too difficult for him, his story finally took a positive turn. Wait for Julius as he leverages his wealth, rising from the poorest to the richest in the country. "To the lady who betrayed me, and to those who mocked me, I'll make you all regret it, one after another."