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Caught up in a sinister plot against his family, Dean Bradson watched his mother be killed before his very eyes. Bloodied and left for dead, he was found and rescued by a young Mia Hamilton. It's been 15 years since that fateful day and Dean has returned to his old hometown with only three things in mind. The first was to find Mia Hamilton and repay her for her good deeds, the 2nd was to find the reason for his mothers death and punish those responsible, and the final reason was to fulfil the promise he made to a father he never knew. Dean was determined to make sure no one would stop him from achieving his goals

Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts. It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless teen, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo? Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy!

Dorian was betrayed by his wife when she got to know that he was nothing but an illegitimate child of an ultra rich family. Being left with nothing, he was about to end his life when suddenly he heard a notification sound. [Host detected… Introducing the Million Dollar Wealth System. ] [ Spend 1 million in one day or die ] Dorian, fueled by anger and vengeance, decides to get his revenge on all those who wronged him, “I am coming to get my revenge, you losers.”

Henry Flakes got married to a successful businesswoman and was maltreated by his in-laws because he was so poor, he caught his wife cheating on him and without guilt she filed a divorce since he wasn't needed in her life anymore. He was thrown out and was completely broken, all he could think about was seeking revenge. He reached for his phone and dialed a number. Within moments, Large Group of expensive Black Mercedes Benz arrived, led by a leader as he came down. "Young master, you have passed the test, It's time for you to take over the multi-billion dollar wealth."

“You never give me anything I want and the least you could do is disgracing me up and down even after trying to bath you rich, Ethan you always manage to shout it out to the whole world how pathetic and useless you have always been” Gracie blurted out her pent up emotions. She really didn’t think she can take this anymore, how could he not for once disgrace her publicly? “Gra…cie” He called slowly, looking her right in the eyes.

Daniel wasn't your everyday nobody. His life transitioned from that of a loser to that of a winner after being bitten by some bastard. "You're my perfect successor." "My ass..." It turns out it was a curse... from that moment on Daniel became a vampire, a loser that suddenly became a vampire, sounds sort of cliche if not for the beatings that he received in the streets, struggling to get some 'food' until he gained enough experience to control his powers. Apparently, after becoming a winner, getting a few girlfriends and transforming his own experience by a hundred and eighty degrees, life seemed to not be quite done with him yet. After a series of unfortunate occurrences, Daniel found himself in a mad new world with a new name, and certainly a new family of sorts. ** ** "You're..." "I'm your Demon Empress, my cute familiar, make me something to eat~" "w-wait where are you touching?! a-and you're..." "I'm the first familiar, a Kitsune..." "... a what? forget it... you?" "I'll introduce myself, I'm the second familiar, an Octopus~ my belly is rumbling!" "How many tentacles do you have?" "Don't pay attention to her! I'm the third familiar, an Oni! and I have two horns and I'm hungry!" "I can't see the other... hold up... what is that moving goo?!" "I'm a slime... please don't slip on me, also, I'm hungry." "Why are you all hungry!?" "My sweet familiar, here is your first task... cook me something delicious." "Like what?" "I wonder how vampires taste~" "..." ** ** #romance, #harem, #action, #system, #tournaments, #overpowered, #R18, #vampires, #demons, #magic, #strongToStronger, #slimegirl, #octopusgirl, #demongirl, #kitsunegirl, #evolution

"How big is my father's inheritance, Jacob?" “That's huge, Young Master. You can even buy this country!" The struggle and sacrifices that Torin gave to Miya over the last five years, actually resulted in betrayal. Miya has a special relationship with a conglomerate in Corholt City, Nevil Gilbert. Accepting the fact that Miya left him only for money reasons, Torin must finally accept the inheritance left by his father that he previously ignored. "If you leave me because of money, then I will destroy you with money!" Follow Torin's journey for revenge, and the reason why he is called the God of Money! I own the copyright to the cover.

In a world of magic and dungeons. Archie Shellford thought he had woken up in a completely different world until he found a mysterious item containing ancient texts from his previous world. When his curiosity peaked, and all his questions weren’t answered, he met a fellow Outlander. Aided by the outlander's bizarre law—The Grimoire, Archie must live his new life and discover the relationship between this world and his old world.

Who said destiny was in your own hands? Who lied to you? It was written on flesh the day you got your name. Slaves to a race of people that balance the karma of the cosmos... Yet abuse all it's power and gifts in their failed self gratification... Yes! It's true, all for their amusement. But now a boy considered as much an abomination as a hawk and a dog giving birth to a child, is born of high blood and seeks freedom from destiny's shackles. He roams planes and defeat opponents as he struggles to climb to the top. P.s. this is a fantasy earth. Also the book cover isn't mine.

From facing rejection to discovering his true identity, Michael Bryce must confront his destiny family to reclaim his place in the world. Unknown that he is the heir of the powerful family, it took more than twenty years for him to find out that he is the last surviving family member of the mighty family. With the help of his new status as heir and CEO, Micheal unravels family secrets, betrayals, and family fortunes. “Boss the Kincaids are making a scene at the entrance again” “Thats alright, we can make them pay more with the ‘damage’ they've caused” “But that the family members of the mistress” “So? Do you see the mistress complaining? They must pay”