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"You're nothing! Always remember that fact."For Robert, these words had become a lullaby for him every night before he sleeps. Subjected to intense abuse at the hands of his wife's rich family for no known reason, he had lost all hopes for escape. That was until a tattoo suddenly appeared on his body. Soon, he is being recognized as a CEO as well as tycoon feared by everyone.It's now time to take revenge on those people who made his life hell. The sweetest fact, is that they will never see it coming because to them, he is still in fact, that useless Son in Law.

Gibson sat across from his mother-in-law, his heart racing as he tried to process her shocking demand. “Divorce?” he repeated, his voice trembling. “Yes, divorce,” the woman replied with an arrogant sneer. “I don’t think you’re good enough for my daughter.” Gibson took a deep breath, trying to control his emotions. He knew his mother-in-law had never approved of him, but he had never expected her to demand a divorce. “May I ask who wants the divorce?” he asked calmly. “It doesn’t matter,” Helen, his mother-in-law replied dismissively. “All that matters is that I want it.” “With all due respect, I don’t think it’s that simple,” Gibson said firmly. “My wife and I have built a life together. We’ve been through a lot, and we love each other.” The mother-in-law scoffed. “Love? Don’t make me laugh. You and my daughter were struggling to make ends meet when you got married. But now, thanks to her hard work, she’s become the CEO of a top 10 company in the city. She can do much better than you.”

Orphaned and mistreated, Darius West lives a life of relentless struggles until he crosses paths with a tragic beauty. He rescues her, falls deeply in love, and they marry. Yet, her heart remains cold, her affection never kindled. In a moment marred by bitterness and harsh words, Lydia coldly ends their marriage. "Here, take this," she sneers, throwing the divorce papers at him. "I'm done with you, pauper. I never should have married a worthless bastard like you. I regret the day I ever laid eyes on you." Heartbroken yet defiant, he vows, "One day, Lydia, you'll see the value of what you've discarded. And don't expect mercy then." Just as despair seems to have the final say, fate intervenes with an unexpected situation that changes everything—revealing him as the heir to the wealthiest man on the planet. With newfound wealth and power at his fingertips, he embarks on a journey of retribution. "I've been through hell and back," he declares, "but now, I've got the power to turn the tables. I'll make those who mistreated me beg for mercy. It's time for payback, and I'm ready to collect."

[System activated] [I will make these two worlds and their creatures bow at your feet, my master] [Humans, elves, dragons, monsters, dungeons, kingdoms, wealth, power and everything. I will dedicate them all to you, my master] Raff Petterson, a young man who lived a miserable life in the real world. Failure and humiliation were all he got. But the hope for revenge came when the system inside his body activated. He can go to another world and return to the real world with his skills. He doesn't know, all the missions he undertook would lead him to the struggle for the strongest throne in the real world and the other world.

[🥉 #10 System in my real life 🥉 ]"I don't have any powers and I don't want any." Victor snorted. "Well, there is no turning back now. At this stage, you can't control your primal instincts and your will to morph. Although, they are vital for a shape-changer." Maks's eyes rounded, pacing back and forth, "I can't control my primordial instinct..." He said. "It's primal_" "They're the same thing!" He yelled back. He was going to freak out if he found himself in a situation where he couldn't help himself. He gazed at his hands. Then he started slowly. "This is your first and least level of cultivation, you'll have to keep going."

"You miserable lowlife! Just get the hell out of my house!" Angela screamed. She dragged an overstuffed duffle bag out into the living room. "Please, Angie," Andre said. "We can work this out..." He pleaded in a docile tone, trying to calm his girlfriend down. She had never been this furious with him before. "Work out what? Your bankruptcy? How do you plan on doing that when your bank balance is zero?" Nathan, a deliveryman was betrayed, and kicked out of his house by his girlfriend. Was bullied by people around him. When he thought everything was over, he suddenly got a multitalented, and sudden wealth system. Now, he got the skills, and he's going to show them.

“You worthless piece of trash! I see prison life has messed with your brain! What makes you think Maggi was ever yours?!” Liam said vehemently. Byron clenched his fist bitterly, “I’m her husband.” Hearing those words, Maggi stood and threw her saliva on Byron's face. “It’s obvious poverty still hasn't let you be. Stop acting like a fool! I'm no wife to an Ex-convict!” After serving a jail term in place of his brother-in-law to please his wife, Byron gets out of jail and was greeted with a hot moan from his wife.

Jake Klein, a university student struggling to make ends meet, was heartbroken when his girlfriend, Zara, cheated on him with his worst enemy, Weston. Seeking revenge, Jake faced even more trouble at work, where his boss attempted to seduce him and a coworker bullied him. However, Jake's life took a dramatic turn when he discovered that he was the heir to the powerful Acrobatic Empire. But with the sudden death of his grandfather, Jake found himself fighting against his uncles, who sought to eliminate him and take over everything his grandfather had left behind. With the help of his martial arts skills and wisdom, Jake was able to defeat his uncles and make everyone who had hurt him in the past pay for their wrongdoings!

“Welcome, Young Master. This fortune is all yours.” __________ Zade was considered nothing but a trash bag, always humiliated and harassed. His poor status led to so much abuse from his wife and in-laws. But soon, his life changed when the truth about his background was revealed. Read the captivating tale of Zade Smith or Zade Cavendish.

Stanley Garin was a serious young, intelligent and passionate man who loved computers. His love to build and program computers got him a wide recognition and eventually he got a job. But unknown to him, his first Job came with a big secret. ************* She couldn't wait any longer and slipped down the bed to press her tongue against his hot flesh. He tasted so good! Her long candy pink tongue slipped out to wrap around his shaft three times and squeezed. "OMIGOD! Oh geezus! What- what are you doing?" he asked. She chuckled sexily, unable to talk with her tongue stroking his cock up and down like a wet fist. When she reached the head she uncoiled her tongue and licked at the spikes and purred at their silky smooth texture. Stanley was mumbling as his body experienced this bliss for the first time. It was quickly becoming too much for him. He felt something happening in his body. A pressure and a need. Can he escape his raging desires before things get even worse? Find out in this steamy and thigh tingling 8 part erotic series... ********* NOTE: This story contains strong sexual scenes, romance, lesbianism, succubus, oral, satyr, and magic. Read and enjoy...