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An ordinary man who wanted nothing but the love of others but as he grew, he realized that life wasn't really for those who were weak. With his foster mother lying on her deathbed and debts gotten due to his girlfriend locking around, he could only lean on Evelyn for support. But his word tore into shreds when he discovered that his dare Evelyn was cheating on him with his boss and never loved him. But at the peak of his heartbreak, a group of men classically dressed stormed into the place. "Young Master." They called out. With so much wealth, power and influence, he is bent on taking his revenge on all those who wronged him.

Imagine a situation where a girl leaves a guy she had been dating since high school, to marry a wealthy man because, her boyfriend was poor and barely have her time, due to his various hectic part-time jobs. BOOM! One day, it is discovered that, he is the only son of a billionaire, who has been looking for him all this years. Jason, a business administration student in his final year, had trained himself in college all this years, doing so many hectic jobs that were risky. His girlfriend, Jenny whom he had been dating since high school, accepted a marriage proposal from a wealthy man. It was shocking because, she never broke up with him. He got into a fight with Jenny's fiance, Donald an spent three days in prison. After his release, an elderly man came to meet him in his school, claiming to be his father. The elderly man was one of the top billionaires in New York. Jason refused to believe and demanded that a DNA should be conducted. It was finally proven that Mr. Arthur, was his father. Surprisingly, father and son bonded well...Like they say "Nothing good last forever" Death struck and Mr. Arthur died. After his will was read, It was revealed that he had willed all his properties to Jason, even before he found him. How would Jason use this newly acquired wealth, as he was so desperate to see his ex and her fiance suffer.

When Churchill left the mountain , he saves an old man on the plane he was looked down upon because if his shabby dressing and wretched life. He had come to America to study and also to meet his girlfriend Meena surprisingly, but caught her cheating right infront of him. The old man looks for Churchill for full body examination and later asked Churchill to marry his granddaughter Julia but she denied that Churchill is not her class.

"I want my body back! Sir Riccardo, I made a mistake and I'm ready to right the wrongs. It's too late, no one's going to listen to you or believe more so, it's all your doing;Enjoy my money Martinez! While I keep your body. ********************* Midlife crises is no ‘news’ a 54 year old billionaire Riccardo Ferdinand Deville was diagnosed of a rare cancerous disease and given one year to live by his doctor, accepting fate ; he decided to leave town and explore the world before his demise, he comes across a young man during his journey unexpectedly and the unexpected happens. Transmigration occurs between the two. How will both men survive in their new world?. Will both parties get their utmost desire? How will the soul swap affect their lives and family?. Whose idea was it and who benefitted the most from it? “Things are never as they seemed to be, sometimes you can accurately judge a book by its cover and sometimes you can’t”.

Jack got the shock of his life when he found out he lost his job because his wife conspired with his boss to do that. His wife’s family has humiliated him to nobody, attempting to make him leave their daughter with his miserable life, stating that he disgusts them with his low life. Jack had lived a life full of tragedy, as he had watched his mom die when he was very tender. This was because his grandfather disowned her mother. He swore never to have anything to do with him in his lifetime. What happens when Jack is at the point of losing himself and the only genuine help he gets comes from his multi-trillionaire grandfather, who has willed Jack the heir to his wealth? Do you think Jack will focus on building himself in the beautiful new phase that fate has offered him or seek revenge from his tormentors? FIND OUT!

All that Jordan Rivers knew was that he was married to the granddaughter of a man he saved years ago. It was the old man’s plea as a way of rewarding Jordan for saving his life. He gifted him a wife. But soon after, the old man died, and life took a drastic turn for Jordan. Everyone turned against him. Including his wife. He became their servant. And then one day, the wife he had not touched for years approached him, claiming she was pregnant. But she decided to be honest. She had cheated on him with a guy in her class, and so, she asked for a divorce, and they ganged up and kicked Jordan out. While walking through the darkness, wondering where to go, he bumped into a gang assaulting a poor girl on the road. He decided to play hero, and he succeeded, but that left him in a critical state. He was bleeding terribly, and he blacked out. Weirdly, a ring he always wore absorbed the blood he was oozing, and strange memories started flooding his memory while he still lay unconscious - memories about his knowledge of martial arts, medicines, and the acknowledgment of the use of the power of the gods. He thought it was a dream, but he awoke with the same fresh memories lingering in his head. He sprung up from the ground with renewed energy. He scanned his body. Magically, all the blood had been sucked back into his body. All the wounds had closed up. He was scarless! Everything in him howled three things: him ascending the throne he deserved, taking revenge on all who bullied him, and unearthing the mysteries surrounding his family.

The world has changed, because of money, resources are now slowly decreasing, to decrease the population and because of this, leaders all over the world decided to make a survival game. They called it "In Game." Experimenting people is now legal to make people become stronger and powerful to fight in what they called the national and international game. To reach the top and become as the most powerful person and to make their country the strongest. Animals that they made into monsters are now waiting outside the walls, forest, desserts, and even inside of the city to capture and eat their prey. Time where you know when you will die or how will you die. No freedom, undeveloped life, children can't go play outside anymore and forced murder. Do you still want to live in this situation? After so many years, one person with her group will come to change the course of time, will they be able to bring it back to normal? In the past where they could do whaterver they want, to do not include killing or torturing people by force. Where everyone will be happy and no longer have to suffer, where everyone have freedom to do what they want.

Little Sky, an earthling human, is the lowest ranking Knight on earth, regarded by many as the weakest Knight in existence. Little Sky has always hated that he was weak, he trained harder than anyone did, but that didnt change his status of being weak. Little Sky has always been disdained and look down upon by other Knights, they would always laugh and teas on how weak he was. He had thought of quitting so many times But, burdened by his mother's hospital costs and a big loan which is said to be left to him by his father, he had no alternative but to risk his life every day inside the demon grottos, despite his limited strength, which could barely kill the weakest demon. But all that changed when he activated the crazy Devouring system, which granted him the most powerful constitution in the universe; endless evolution, as well as the ability to devour everything. Sky would go from being the weakest to the absolute strongest, saving humanity and the entire universe from the catastrophic demon invasion. with his system nothing in this universe could stand in his way.

"I will come to take my revenge on them!" John Alan, a hardworking man who had to die due to being hit by a bus. He died with a grudge against the fraudsters who had taken his parents' money. Previously, Alan had to go into debt until he was pressured by debt collectors. As a result, both of Alan's parents committed suicide because they could not stand the pressure of debt and economic difficulties. Alan had to live with all these burdens alone until the accident freed him from the world. Irena feels sorry for Alan's tragedy. She kidnapped Alan's spirit before heading to the afterlife to be reincarnated. Alan agreed and he was reborn into a boy named Arryn Vaughan in the Athanor Empire. Arryn arrived at a place filled with system and magic, something he had never done before. Arryn was gifted an extraordinary power that could make him cross various worlds in another universes. He plans to use this power to take revenge on those who have ruined his life while on Earth. Can he get his revenge? So what will he do with the power he has? . . *** Welcome to my first story. Set in a unique and unexpected world of magic and parallel worlds. There will be many new adventures. So, keep reading the story.

Moses was known as the penniless live-in-son-in-law of the Twelve Cities. Shunned by his own clan, and ridiculed by society, Moses was the embodiment of failure and mockery. He slaved under the powerful MOMO family, for three grueling years. But everything changed with one phone call. “Mr. Moses, We went through a thorough review of our records, and we confirmed you purchased the highest amount of stock when our company was starting out.” “I'm happy to let you know that you hold the highest shares in Rockechilds Empire. Your stake translates to a personal net worth of $35 trillion.” Find out how Moses rose to top, crushing all those that laughed at him.